Ed

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Why don't more people get this?

It's also a negative lottery you pay in a minimal amount of money maybe 6 lottery cards each week in cost and if you are unlucky enough for your number to come up - you don't have to decide between treatment or sending your kid to college

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Do you know what's really smart?

The owners bought a sofa that matches the fur colour...

In her mind - 'over 50% believe Trump so they will be a 50% chance they will believe anything I say'

Main Stream Media have forgotten how to challenge politician's lies - when they do politicians will say ANYTHING

This tweet was posted with a picture of a man in front of a downed triceratops, an animal that was rendered extinct 66 million years ago in the collision of an enormous asteroid into the earth during the Cretaceous-Paleocene extinction event. From @TillyTweets “This guy thinks it's cool to kill defenceless animals then take a selfie. Jerk.” In response Joyce Carol Oates wrote “So barbaric that this should still be allowed... No conservation laws in effect wherever this is?”

This is the tweet that convinced me Joyce Carol Oates is the greatest shitposter on life.

I just apologised to my daughter
She and granddaughter always dress in what could be described as feminine attire
Who gives a shit?
I mistakenly called her a tomboy
Because she will never allow a male to make her second place
Letting children teach you is so good

World's richest country has one of the worst healthcare programs.

Just think of it as negative lottery: everyone contributes $7 a week, and if if you are unlucky enough for your numbers to come up - you don't have to choose between selling your house or suicide to protect your kids inheritance

Beautiful.

You are playing it safe

You make a joke about him - he will sue you and try to take you off the air

You try to arrest him - he will use the justice department to try imprison you

You call him a child rapist - crickets...

Why is that?

Bellend - all future dictionaries should have a picture of Elon in the description

Who cares how you look - when it's easy to see your soul is so dark...

Thanks to Ronn over at FaceBook for this one.

Only beef I have with the above is that Jesus never claimed to be the son of God or to have come from the sky that was the Catholic Church over a 1000 years later.

Worst self own ever - if Jesus was just a carpenter - then no one has the excuse for not being able to emulate him...

How it started versus how it's killing me with Aiden from Lord of the Rings and two frame meme first frame they didn't says what can men do against such Reckless hate and the second frame he's shouting a war cry on his horse in full armor and battle and it says how it's going

WE HAVE VICTORY‼️🐎⚔️

I was driving round the neighbourhood I found a really nice house - so I put a 100 bucks through the letterbox, eventually that 100 bucks will make it down to the slums....obviously

Odd statement - the UK won't have a civil war as Scotland getting enough votes for Independence would be respected.

Same for Wales

So what would Britain war about?

Absolute monarchy? We did that before the US was born.

Who gets to kick Elon's ass first seems like a more likely friction point

I have a very bad feeling about this...

📌 Can't stop replaying this 😜

Oh she so went there 🤭🤣🐥

Honourable sport - but are you not worried that with current rates of inflation in the US, that we aren't weight balance the US competitors versus Canadian and European competitors?

As the US bags will be getting lighter dollar for weight.

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Wow looked him up and 2 sentences in I bet it's c)

Can you guess what c word I used for him?

That's right Cockwomble

Pisces: An enemy you make from a friend, by challenging their current outfit

YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen Trump gets the news he FEARED MOST about No Kings protest

Trump finally gets the crowd sizes he wanted

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yvv...

And that's where Justice breaks down :(

What is the correct tool to remove a dickhead?

Aww poor guy, taken from his family for breaking the law. Forced into a truck

When he sobers up I really hope he sees how he has been treating others

Hope he quits ICE

If he doesn't throw him in jail