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Happy Birthday, Jordan!

Life's a Pill

“And I don’t wanna talk
Cause I’ll start breaking down
And the words will make it real
Then I’m living this Hell”

Likely story…

@deviwestside.bsky.social What kind of operation are you running over there?!

I would say I need 100% supervision, but we’re splitting hairs here. Congrats on 3K 🫡

I literally just bought one on impulse earlier today 🫡

Michael Cole comes back and says, “It’s been an incredible match for the United States Championship”. Might’ve been better if I didn’t get inundated with commercials for Arby’s and Pizza Hut in the middle of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

There were multiple commercial breaks during Cena and Sami. You’re telling me it’s Cena’s last SmackDown, he’s actually wrestling, and you’re just gunna run ads during a significant portion of the match? #WrestleSky

Had an MRI this morning and the tech told me I did great, but I didn’t leave with a lollipop or a sticker, so who really knows? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

An Artichaut-colored cooking braiser from the Le Creuset Olive Branch collection

My TikTok feed has been inundated with Le Creuset mystery box content from their Factory To Table sale at the end of June.

Do I need an Olive Branch edition Artichaut Braiser? No, but now I want one, just to feel something.

That Clipse album is truly restoring the feeling for so many hip-hop heads. Incredible piece of work 🫡

Sounds like a trick question, if I’m being totally honest

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🎶 Where the fetty so strong, you gotta bag it with one eyeee clooosed 🎶

#LetGodSortEmOut

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You, prolly

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There’s only one more sleep ‘til Clipsemas 🖖🏻 EGHCK!

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Mood

I have to disagree, because sex is like pizza: even when it’s bad, it’s still kinda good. Dead AirPods (or headphones of any kind) are an instant shitshow, especially if you’re traveling.

Chicago Made Pope #WrestleSky

Does he have your attention now? ⏳ #WrestleSky

Got it, thank you 🫡

Thanks, you as well, but I’m curious… exactly where am I supposed to summon the demons?

Got a message today from someone I introduced to @koyolihc.bsky.social saying, “I am really really liking Koyo.” That’s a W 🫡

The energy I bring to Bluesky

Jacob Fatu’s promo and entrance from SNME, except the music is “No Problem” by Lil Scrappy #WrestleSky

Who knows, certainly possible. It just seemed odd because they only had ONE brand of eggs, and they had moved other food items to take up extra space in the egg section. Might’ve been a shipping issue, too, I’ll report back next time I go 🫡

Only thing I’ve seen is at the local Market Basket, they were out of basically all eggs except one brand and had a two carton per customer limit. Not sure if that was circumstantial or not, haven’t been back since that trip.

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Ron Swanson may be the only other person who could spot a 1979 timber frame