Jim Schneider

Brown tabby cat on a new sofa looks sleepily at the camera.

Me: I dragged our old, beat up couch from the old apartment to the new one because you and your sister spent so much time on it, and I put it by a window so it gets sun in the afternoon.
Q*bert: I shall spend 84% of my time on the new sofa.

02.07.2025 04:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whelp, now she's going to expect that level of excitement every time you ride, and you're going to have to suffer her silent disappointment. Loved watching her ears during the descent!

01.07.2025 21:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like this new Church. I went to confession this morning and received five Our Papa Bears and ten Hail Ditkas.

09.05.2025 17:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump puts the "-ish" in English

05.03.2025 14:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fair enough, one star for being one of the wettest gulfs, from the standpoint of water

11.02.2025 13:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Google mislabeled the Gulf of Mexico as "Gulf of America." Another thing I learned today is that you can rate bodies of water on Google maps. I mark down heavily for poor spelling. Just gonna leave that here.

11.02.2025 03:43 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

2 kitties sit back to back on the back of a couch

Mona and Q*bert, friends for more than a decade

09.02.2025 00:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0