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An advertisement for the product Scrub Daddy, a sponge that usually has a smiley face but this variant is called "Sad Daddy" and has a sad face.

Finally, representation.

Photograph of a jumbo screen at a baseball stadium displaying the picture and name of the baseball player Bo Naylor

Naylor? I hardly know 'er!!!

They were pretty good, one of them was undercooked though which costs them a perfect score

Photo of handmade signs on a food truck with a couple spelling errors and...creative formatting

I'm either about to have the best chicken strips of my life or the worst

Digital drawing of the front of two fists, the text PLAN AHEA is written across the knuckles, leaving the word "ahead" incomplete.

Knuc tat idea: PLAN AHEA

stock photo of an elderly man holding a phone to his ear, with a business card in the other hand. the business card reads "cunt farm 0800 1234 5678" the text on the image reads "Hello, cunt farm? yeah, one of them got out again"

Knuc tat idea: CUNT FARM

Not marry, not fuck, not kill, but a secret fourth thing (rooting for you and loving you from afar for the entirety of both our lives)

"😔 my TRUE love would understand"

The ring is inside one of my fists

A drawing of the front of two fists, on the knuckles there is a knuc tat reading "marry me?"

*gets down on one knee and holds my fists out to you*

Disappointing to see bsky becoming like Twitter where things are being taken in the worst faith possible

I caught feelings for someone :/ "adam used attract!" "the other person ran away screaming!"

oh no I caught them

I forgot alt text on this one.

ALT TEXT: picture of a moving truck labelled "CLITHERO, moving and storage, Fall River, Massachusetts"

A probably novelty product labelled "Testicuzzi," the purpose of which seemingly being for someone with testicles to soak them in

Knuc tat idea: SACK BATH

I have an archive of my Twitter downloaded and I'm scrolling through looking at my old knuctats and laughing to myself. I'll be posting almost all of them over here, I have so many bangers. Some of them deserved more love over there and maybe they'll get it here? We'll see!

You and me both lol

Knuc tat idea: CLIT HERO

A scenic photo of a shopping cart full of jars that appear to be mayo. The cart is sitting off of a sidewalk next to a street. There are mountains in the distance.

Knuc tat idea: MAYO CART

I'm gonna start posting my knuc tats over here too

Gawrsh 🖤

I agree

lotta freaks and weirdos around here (complimentary)

I'm realizing that I have not posted face over here yet

Wait knuc tat generator? 👀 This is right up my alley. Do you need knuc tats for your generator, I have a list of favorites that I've made up in conversations

I consider doing that but weirdly get self conscious about it

In times like these it's important to remember