Greg from Fargo

Billion... with a B

Settling in for the State of My Sock Drawer address.

Where are the Alien files?

"My constituents are not here" is next level ass hattiness.

Bezos suckup editorial

Wait until Amazon does it

@jesseduquette.bsky.social

29% is #ToddlerPresident 's current base support.

And they hung up on him 🤣🤣🤣

Pam?

Courts never tell you how to comply. They just tell the defendant what compliance looks like.

If true, I would say the system outcomes warrant at least a tweak or two.

Hmmm... war with Iran might put a dent in the top one.

2026 version of putting bleach in a syringe or light in a capsule to treat a virus.

TSA PreCheck is an efficiency to reduce TSA workload and traveler wait times.

The only reason an agency would remove an efficiency in the wake of decreasing resources is to create customer dissatisfaction for the purpose of creating political capital.

Completely unethical.

Just one question. Who paid for your trip, Mr. Patel?

Yes, that pesky US Constitution

That would make it newsworthy, which it is not.

I know it’s naïve to even suggest comparisons anymore, but can you imagine the FBI director in any other administration taking a luxury jet overseas to party at the Olympics while presumed assassins are being shot at the president’s house.

Miss Ogyny is alive and well in America, sadly

The only people who have attempted to kill Trump are his own supporters.

Hmmm, where have I seen this look before.

Logic epic fail

1. Dead Queen
2. Doesn't know King Charles exists
3. Hunter Biden
4. No way this is real, right?

99.9% sure this was a disgruntled #ToddlerPresident voter

The story has no mention that typical bank account contracts state the bank can close your account without offering a reason.

The headline is all they care about

JPMorgan concedes it closed Trump's accounts after Jan. 6 attack JPMorgan Chase now confirms it closed Donald Trump’s bank accounts after the Jan. 6 attack on the U.S. Capitol.

Bank accounts allows banks to close accounts without a reason. Good luck #ToddlerPresident

Source: Associated Press News
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