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Keith Heim

@heimjazz.bsky.social

Musician, educator, dad, native Cornhusker, Nashville Predators fan, terrible hockey player, singer/actor. Mrs. Heimjazz is a saint for putting up with me for almost 30 years now.

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Post from 'Liam Nissan' that reads, "Nissans are fast, BMWs are faster, but Teslas are definitely the fascist".

Post from 'Liam Nissan' that reads, "Nissans are fast, BMWs are faster, but Teslas are definitely the fascist".

Oh good one!

19.03.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9853    πŸ” 1317    πŸ’¬ 120    πŸ“Œ 46
Image of a cross stitch mimicking the message you get when you die in the old computer game Oregon Trail that says β€œYOU LISTENED TO RFK”

Image of a cross stitch mimicking the message you get when you die in the old computer game Oregon Trail that says β€œYOU LISTENED TO RFK”

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02.03.2025 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 20839    πŸ” 3217    πŸ’¬ 211    πŸ“Œ 141
How many Tesla’s should we throw in the Boston Harbor?

How many Tesla’s should we throw in the Boston Harbor?

Sign of the day…

23.02.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 33782    πŸ” 5895    πŸ’¬ 1385    πŸ“Œ 486

Agreed. Irreverent in all the best ways.

24.02.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder: @MarshaBlackburn’s last town hall was 8 years ago this month.

Have a great Sunday!

23.02.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7139    πŸ” 1970    πŸ’¬ 299    πŸ“Œ 94

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

17.02.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 125382    πŸ” 31570    πŸ’¬ 2179    πŸ“Œ 1265

I can’t help but think the 2A & Gadsden flag crowd is missing a HUGE opportunity to put their money where their mouth is right now.

15.02.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE:
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2. Diphtheria
3. Measles
4. Pertussis
5. Pneumococcal Infection
6. Polio
7. Tetanus
8. Typhoid
9. Yellow Fever
10. Smallpox

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER:
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13.02.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 49744    πŸ” 16879    πŸ’¬ 1188    πŸ“Œ 664
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Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.

10.02.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 50197    πŸ” 9761    πŸ’¬ 822    πŸ“Œ 425

Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl performance is why funding arts and humanities matters. We have Kendrick because his teacher introduced him to poetry and writing.

10.02.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 24502    πŸ” 3503    πŸ’¬ 173    πŸ“Œ 94

This is the first time a Pulitzer Prize winner has headlined the Super Bowl halftime show.

10.02.2025 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4156    πŸ” 344    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 14

Kendrick certainly just made all the worst people in this country mad, so that’s some nice icing on the cake

10.02.2025 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 23384    πŸ” 1971    πŸ’¬ 134    πŸ“Œ 49

Just give the MVP to the Eagles’ D.

10.02.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Are Pinky and the Brain still trying to take over the world? Because right now I would be willing to hear out their plans.

08.02.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 180    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2

Same! I knew I couldn’t be the only one. Glad I scrolled before typing. πŸ˜‚

08.02.2025 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll be honest, the "End Racism" thing in the endzones was the emptiest of empty gestures for an organization that chased a Black man out of the league for protesting the police murdering Black people, and where one of the teams in the Superbowl is named the Chiefs and whose fans do a Tomahawk Chop.

04.02.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6005    πŸ” 735    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 3

Well that’s stupid. Canada hasn’t done anything wrong in this scenario.

04.02.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Canada didn’t do anything wrong, you idiots. (Speaking as a die hard Preds fan)

04.02.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think a big difference between what’s happening now and the Star Wars prequels is our version of the Sith outright let us know over and over again β€œWe are evil people here to make things bad for most of you but better for us” beforehand and millions of people still voted for them.

02.02.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5515    πŸ” 724    πŸ’¬ 90    πŸ“Œ 26

Folks, I see a lot of you recently feeling free to use some variation of the "R" word for mentally disabled, including appending the last four letters as suffix to describe people you don't like. I'm not down with that, so if you do it in my comments, I'm gonna hide that shit at least. Be better.

02.02.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 20885    πŸ” 1752    πŸ’¬ 393    πŸ“Œ 254

Dear Canada and Mexico,

We’re so, so sorry.

β€” Sane America

02.02.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 64291    πŸ” 9967    πŸ’¬ 1479    πŸ“Œ 367

Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.

02.02.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 15093    πŸ” 3041    πŸ’¬ 183    πŸ“Œ 176

The Ottawa crowd just booed the American national anthem at a hockey game against the Minnesota Wild.

I don’t think that’s ever happened before.

02.02.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 14412    πŸ” 1576    πŸ’¬ 780    πŸ“Œ 196

We’re about to start trade war with friends/allies, all because of one man’s dishonesty, pettiness, stupidity, & ignorance. Well done America.

02.02.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1179    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 10

I haven’t lived through the collapse of a civilisation before

I study history so I have read the guidebooks, but they don’t quite capture the experience of being there

31.01.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 18481    πŸ” 2501    πŸ’¬ 537    πŸ“Œ 128
13th amendment

13th amendment

Today in US History: On January 31, 1865, "Congress passed the Thirteenth Amendment which, on ratification, abolished slavery in America. The vote in the House was 121 to 24."

www.archives.gov/milestone-do...

31.01.2025 12:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8422    πŸ” 1798    πŸ’¬ 196    πŸ“Œ 104
Sign that says, coffee if your not shaking, you need another cup.

Sign that says, coffee if your not shaking, you need another cup.

30.01.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

Transgender Americans should be free to be in the military. Any American - gay, straight, or transgender - who meets basic military standards should be free to serve and fight for their country. ANY American.

28.01.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 853    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 4

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