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David Ritchie

@dritchie.bsky.social

Chameleon, comedian, Corinthian and caricature. "James Bond expert and web developer" - @thespinoff.bsky.social "Fan" - New Zealand Listener "Creator/Contributor" - National Library of New Zealand

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Super cool we're having February weather in November. Not concerning at all.

07.11.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Gremlins 3’: β€˜Final Destination’ Duo Zach Lipovsky, Adam B. Stein Join Chris Columbus to Write Script (Exclusive) Columbus is on board to also direct the new sequel to the Warner Bros. 1984 classic, which the studio dated on Thursday for a 2027 release.

"Gremlins 3" coming in 2027 (if Zaslav doesn't can it for a tax break I suppose)

06.11.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Former Deputy Police Commissioner Jevon McSkimming pleads guilty to possessing child sexual exploitation and bestiality material

Former Deputy Police Commissioner Jevon McSkimming pleads guilty to possessing child sexual exploitation and bestiality material

Another sex offender who wasn't a drag queen reading picture books at the local library.

www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

06.11.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"That β€œClassic Plan” option only appeared if a customer went to cancel their subscription.

Consumer NZ called that a β€œflagrant breach of goodwill and trust” and lodged a complaint with the Commerce Commission, which decided against a formal investigation but did send [MS] a warning letter."

06.11.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The brilliant performative politics of NZ First’s fake members’ bills NZ First MPs keep proposing laws they have no intention of passing, and the media falls for it every time.

NZ First MPs keep proposing laws they have no intention of passing, and the media falls for it every time.

thespinoff.co.nz/politics/06-...

05.11.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 13
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This is Bucket List quality stuff, people. The unlock code for early bird purchase is "SPIKE" btw.

05.11.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Peters says β€˜enough is enough’ as fireworks ban gets new parliamentary push The latest effort to ban sales comes as MPs prepare to consider three petitions on the issue, including one backed by 90,000 signatures – and thousands of pawprints.<br />

A little example, I think, of how our political media generally struggles to zoom out and look at systemic issues, not just react to the news of the day.

There is a story here; it's not about fireworks. It's about NZ First's abuse of the members' Bill ballot to generate headlines.

04.11.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz Reuniting for Fourth β€˜Mummy’ Movie Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are reuniting for a fourth "Mummy" movie.

🚨 STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING MUM AND DAD ARE BACK 🚨 variety.com/2025/film/ne...

04.11.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
Lego Moaning Myrtle

Lego Moaning Myrtle

Lego Babu Frik

Lego Babu Frik

The Pantheon of Plastic, Shirley Henderson edition

@fromthemorgue.bsky.social

04.11.2025 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I heard Dr Nick Chamberlain on #RNZ saying that the measles vaccine is not like Covid, it's a scientifically proven vaccine... I pulled over to see what his role is...

Wow, that's a strange comment to hear from the Health NZ National Director.

03.11.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

04.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5027    πŸ” 551    πŸ’¬ 172    πŸ“Œ 84
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Nighthawks 2025

From the new Private Eye, out now.

04.11.2025 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 481    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 7

I commend your spirit

04.11.2025 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Poster for Hellraiser, the tag line is "He'll tear your soul apart"

Poster for Hellraiser, the tag line is "He'll tear your soul apart"

Poster for Tommy, the tag line is "He will tear your soul apart"

Poster for Tommy, the tag line is "He will tear your soul apart"

Who would win in a Soul Tearing competition though.

04.11.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Kiwi"

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03.11.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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JJ Abrams moderated a Knives Out Q&A today. things are happening that have never happened before πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

Rian joked β€œLet's talk about the franchise trilogy everyone wants to hear us talk about...the Knives Out trilogy."

credit to @rockmarooned.bsky.social

03.11.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 41

I'm watching Educators on tvnz+ and some time ask me what it was like in the same drama class as Jackie van Beek and Taika Waititi (and TCGW's Andrew Mulligan)

03.11.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lawyer suspended for six weeks for breaching lockdown restrictions | New Zealand Law Society | Te Kāhui Ture o Aotearoa

In case you're wondering who's representing the third, fifth and seventh defendants in the defamation action against Tamaki et al, it's this guy.

03.11.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, Joe M has correctly voted against a traitor 37.5% of the time, which is the best voting record beyond Ruth's 50% hit rate (before getting unalived)

03.11.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

David is the only player still in the game who hasn't voted against a traitor yet.

In the week Jonathan was ejected he was the only faithful who didn't vote against him (he voted Nick instead). He also voted against Stephen 3/7 times.

If Alan / Cat can swing his vote they're home.

03.11.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is my Roman Empire

03.11.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG PULP AT SPARK ARENA NEXT FEB

03.11.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It is a truth universally acknowledged that nobody who hosts a Great Gatsby party has ever read The Great Gatsby

01.11.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Sooty Show and The Mr Men in the style of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Shining

The Sooty Show and The Mr Men in the style of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and The Shining

#5

31.10.2025 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 4
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MIL came back from New York bearing gifts

31.10.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Um

31.10.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Have I Got News for You S70 E3. Alexander Armstrong. 17 Oct 25
YouTube video by ViVaHD Have I Got News for You S70 E3. Alexander Armstrong. 17 Oct 25

Follow-up: Helen Lewis on HIGNFY

30.10.2025 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Helen Lewis writes in The Atlantic about attending the Riyadh Comedy Festival

"You drop six or seven figures to fly in Louis C.K., and he won’t even write some new material? Disrespectful. Send this man to the Ritz-Carlton."

30.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A double-edged sword, to be sure

30.10.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Deputy Mayor Geoff Taylor, christ on a bike

29.10.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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