Swedish Marcus

Same

R.I.P Grålle, you may have been extremely greedy for human food but you were also a fucking great cat!

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive) Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
people.com/diane-keaton...

Leaving for my mini-stockholm trip and only now realise im traveling back the same day both lady gaga and (more importantly) ERIKA WIKMAN will perform in Stockholm 🥲😅 i certainly have timing, not great timing, but timing

Me: I'm gonna challenge my anxiety by booking a weekend in Stockholm by myself to see if I can do it.
Also me: Plans it in so much detail, using Google maps so I know which exact stores I'll visit, exactly when I'll visit, and how I get there

So yeah I'm totally "beating" my anxiety there 😅😂

Just 6 more years and i beat Jesus at living

I know it's bad how much of a thing for uk guys i have, when watching QI and immediately seeing a guy in the audience that i find cute 😂

It bears repeating now more than ever:

Nothing brings me more joy than muppets being sassy, especially if it's miss piggy
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Now that's an... interesting and for yoghurt

I feel like one sign of my hyperfixation is how I've just beaten my own record about how early ive gotten all my xmas gifts ordered. I've just now quite literally done a #christmasinjuly shopping spree 😂 (i say spree, its like 7 gifts but still)

This needs saying again and again. PIP is not an unemployment benefit, its purpose is to help disabled peopled lead more dignified lives. Being disabled is expensive.

July is Disability pride month.
1 in 4 people are Disabled.

An ancient Egyptian hymn to Nut, the sky goddess. It begins with "Oh Nut, you have extended yourself over your son the Osiris Pepi"

There are too many filthy jokes possible in this sentence alone

A paragraph ending with the sentence "It is tempting to speculate that the duat, the land of the dead, lay underneath Geb, separated from him by his moist mother Tefnut"

Im reading a book about Egyptian myths and legends, and ive just been introduced to the goddess of moisture when the last sentence of this paragraph hit me like a brick wall 😂

I kept thinking that, like if she can go anywhere anytime then bring back rogue you cowards! 😂

a man in a black sweater is smiling and looking at the camera ALT: a man in a black sweater is smiling and looking at the camera

Just watched the new final destination movie and holy fuck do i have a new celebrity crush in Richard Harmon 👀👀👀

In the last few years ive stopped feeling the post Eurovision depression, partly because the last 2 didnt leave a great taste in my mouth, but ive also gone through all the NFs throughout the years. So i constantly have new things to find (im now at the early 80's)

The uk in 10 years at the most 😅😂

Honestly lets make him mad enough for them to withdraw. Like "oh no, its totally the jury's fault, you should leave next year. That will show them!"

Assuming they dont withdraw later because of money reasons, im so relieved because i assumed they'd leave after not qualifying

In the wise words of Sophia Petrillo #eurovision

EBU can get to fuck
#eurovision

THANK FUCK FOR CUNTY OPERA BOY #Eurovision

That Estonian jury performance must have been great last night because wow they're doing better in the jury than expected #eurovision #esc2025

Give that horn to Erika, she of all people would know how to play it #eurovision #esc2025

Already did 7 votes for zjerm but sure why not, have some more #eurovision #esc2025

She's gonna have sand in her hair for weeks after this #eurovision #esc2025

Some general trends this year, especially when including the songs from the semis.
Giant props, people/things hanging from the ceiling, the colour combo red/white/black, and outfit reveals #eurovision #eurovision2025