Aaron

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After the Europa final, I was a mid 30s man child. Shirt off, swore I was done for a year. But tonight?

Buzzing we ruined Villa's season. We're the famous Manchester United us and if the gaffer says the good days are coming, the good days are coming.

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"The good days are coming"

He's a wordsmith. I hope the cunt can manage because he's pulled on my heartstrings again😂♥️🇾🇪

Bruno wouldn't give up a pen if he thought it would be his last goal for United would he?

In all seriousness, if we do sign Martinez we can appeal the red card.

He was sent off for denying a clear goalscoring opportunity, the audacity to think Hoijlund was going to bury that😭😂

Jim will ask for a discount

Martinez heading to the office to discuss terms?

*New culture* is a bit loose. It's a good decade in.

Garnacho is gone then.

Is he exciting? Yes.

Is he very much part of the new culture at the club which is the opposite of what it used to be in that no player is bigger than the club?

Absolutely.

I won't be devastated at a single outgoing this summer.

I'm falling out of love with the only thing I thought I'd never fall out of love with. It's rotten at the top and to the core.

Write off* yet somehow we're in a European Cup final. We're massive🇾🇪

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This season has been a write off for us since almost the get go.

Chuffed to bits for Palace, can see what it means to the fans. Incredible for them.

Watching Pep lose though♥️ the audacity to complain about the way another team plays when he's singlehandedly ruined modern football.. fuuuuuuuck off😂

Never felt this disconnected from United.

3-5 games left before Ruben gets a summer window and pre-season.

I've not been on here at all so not sure where the general consensus lies now..

So how optimistic are you that he's the right manager for the club?

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Whatever your opinion of him, Bruno is levels above anyone else at the club.

Spectacular🇾🇪

I went to grab a cuppa and I came back to images of a stretcher.

Heaven😩 gutted for him, he's looked fantastic 🇾🇪

Not celebrated a goal like that for a while. Good on ya Rasmus lad.

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That could be it

I like Zirkzee and always have.

Weird, weird player, but there's something there.

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I root for Zirkzee every game. He still confuses me in what exactly he is, but there's a player in there. That flick would have been a beautiful finish. Maz was fantastic but he's often nothing short of top 3 on the pitch.

Raya gave Bruno way too much to aim for for the free kick, but that lad has made some spectacular saves today.

The wait for back to back PL wins under Ruben goes on.

Great second half.

Well and truly counting down the days until this season ends🇾🇪

I'd argue it wasn't an awful first half at all.

Onana had no reason being where he was for the first and while it was a red, he's just gone in to win the ball.

He looked great going forward and we're much worse off without him for the next 3 games.

This is a proper relegation scrap this, it's chucking it down, scrappy goals, a red card.

This game is an absolute screamer away from being classic Barclays.

Bloody Nora, two first half goals.

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I'd absolutely be 9 floors down and for a United early kick off I probably wouldn't have bothered going 9 floors up in the first place😅

This is White Point Resort in Nova Scotia. Was a last minute thing but might become a tradition for whoever we have an early kick off😩😅

Cold as tits, but as I am typing this I've got the 2-0 notification, I've made the right decision.

This is where I'm watching the game this morning🇨🇦❄️

It's very rare I do this, but I've turned the game off and I'm going for a walk.

End the season now.

Garna😭

Stop crying your heart ouuuuuuut!🤭

This is no coincidence.

If I'm ever diagnosed with IBS we're winning the lot💩🤣🇾🇪

I'm thinking about it.