orpheus🥀

look, i don't want soft, pure, uwu canon queer characters with no conflict or problems or zero room for nuance or messiness. i want toxic, tangled enemies with homoerotic undertones! i want conflict! i want depth! i want gritty, complex dynamics! give them back to me!!!

New season, new puns - we're so freaking BACK!

New Adventuring Party out now on Dropout!

#AdventuringParty

hat do you get when you throw 4 chatoic theatre nerds into the Forgotten Realms? A Dungeons and Dragons podcast like no other. Introducing Dungeons and Dragons and Dramas! Patreon.com/D3pod

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Dungeons & Dragons & Dramas is a chaotic, sweary actual-play podcast where theatre nerds get flung into a fantasy realm.

🎙️ Ep 1 drops May 31 exclusively on Patreon!

With @neilnewbon.bsky.social @devilligan.bsky.social @inel.tv Devora Wilde & Mr. Clym!

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

Isolated audience audio track of Grammy crowd SCREAMING "A minor"

Since Tiktok gonna get banned This one was my most popular. #tiktok #disney

There Is No Safe Word How the best-selling fantasy author Neil Gaiman hid the darkest parts of himself for decades.

I wrote about Neil Gaiman, and the women accusing him of sexual coercion, assault and abuse. www.vulture.com/article/neil...

No problem. I think California should start placing conditions on exporting food to other states.

Black residents mourn lost homes, history as wildfires scorch Altadena “All that stuff that you thought was so important can be gone in five minutes.”

I talked to the Black residents of Altadena who say they’ve lost everything but hope.

“When you escape tragedy, you say, ‘it could have got me.’ It didn’t. So I’m going to keep on going,” said 83-year-old Walt Butler.

"Addiction" accusations for both trans HRT and ADHD medication are so funny to me, someone who routinely forgets both

Pop singer Ethel Cain calls for killing more CEOs.

I keep saying that younger generations are being radicalized from the denial of any political agency by oligarchs and no one is going to like what's coming. This isn't isolated from what I've seen.

Elon’s estranged daughter has re-entered the chat

In addition to the Nuclear Block™️ we should have a Break it Up function where when two people get into a fight in our mentions we can prevent them from seeing each other’s posts

😡 🫷😑🫸 🤬

Heartbreaking: company that always made dogshit games makes awful public statement

forbes headline: Why Soft Quitting At Work Could Be More Dangerous Than Quiet Quitting ByDr. Diane Hamilton, Contributor, jan 10th 2025

how many more types of quitting are these dumb motherfuckers going to invite and write about???

Sam Moore, “Soul Man” of Sam and Dave, Dead at 89 Sam Moore of the soul duo Sam and Dave died at the age of 89, confirms his wife. Sam and Dave were the masterminds behind one of their hits ‘Soul Man,’ a song covered by a diversity of performers from the Blue Brothers and Drake and Josh.

Sam Moore of the soul duo Sam and Dave died at the age of 89, confirms his wife. Sam and Dave were the masterminds behind one of their hits ‘Soul Man,’ a song covered by a diversity of performers from the Blue Brothers and Drake and Josh.

We’re not sugarcoating it—climate change is real, and its impact is already here.

Lives are at risk, communities are being destroyed, and the time for action is now.

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

an imprisoned Luigi doll

FREE LUIGI

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Richard Perry, who produced acclaimed records by Carly Simon, Rod Stewart, Ringo Starr and many others, dies at 82.

hostile reminder that golubski intentionally targeted sex workers and drug users before he knew they wouldn't be believed or taken seriously

I’d rather share the bathroom with a trans person rather than someone in a MAGA hat.

Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm.

Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?

Kendrick Lamar just dropped the music video for "Squabble Up"

I keep forgetting that Zevran is an elf, honestly. My mind immediately goes to "twink".

DA2 Zevran. Oh god. He doesn't even have face tattoos! As soon as they cut him and Alistair getting custom face sculpts, we probably should have cut their appearances.

I still remember reviewing the DAO sex scenes with the team, and noting the gender- or race-specific variations - like this one. I blushed so hard. Keep in mind we'd never done anything like this, previously.

CHARACTERS - DAY FIVE: Zevran

I was going to skip over Zevran, honestly, as I felt like I didn't have a lot to tell in the way of stories about him... but I know he still has some (ardent) fans. Plus, on reflection, I thought maybe I DO have a few things to say. 😅

Sooo we'll see how this goes.

I do not understand why companies think we will see this and think "oh good" and not "how do i cut this out of my life like moldy gunk in an avocado"