Rachel Blank

Mariah Carey...oy.

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What is going on with the traffic lights in Baltimore city?

Did someone intentionally mess with them? Driving is cruel joke here.

Stop it with the peplum.

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This is the worst timeline.

How will I ever explain our trip to Japan?

With a purple sweet potato kitkat?

So excited for Queer-Scape. I'm busting out my two favorite performances, including that song that everyone loves from Nevermore. Join us Friday at the Club Car and experience joy, love, and the tingles.

Out of tiiiiiiiimmmmmeeeee.

Has this administration motivated you to take sleeping pills?
If so, have you started talking in your sleep?
Have you shouted, "GO!" at your husband while in a dream and in real life?!

This is new.

We're rewatching "better call saul", and i just learned that hydrox was the original oreo. I also learned that orioles stole the recipe. Hmmm.

Why is no one talking about TJ showing up in "your friends and neighbors "? I spotted that asshole from a mile away. #bravo

Now that China is cutting off the flow of electronic gadgets, America’s teenage girls can finally get off of their screens and focus on what matters: being pregnant.

by J.D. Vance

What would happen if we gave Nathan Fielder an even larger budget? Could he fix everything wrong with this planet? Probably not, but I'd watch him try.

Also, I need those summit ice sweat pants.

Yassss "Sinners"!! You better fuck that genre right on up! Would recommend, especially IN a movie theater.

I can't believe we are re- watching the rehearsal. I mean, it's genius, but also..

Ya know.

Everything sucks. I have nothing to add to the discourse.

Fuck. Him.

Illegal. Immoral. Inhumane.

When an attempt was made on Donald Trump’s life, Joe Biden and Kamala Harris immediately issued statements condemning the shooting and all political violence. The fact that Donald Trump hasn’t said a word about the arson attack on Gov. Shapiro and his family tells you all you need to know.

Teachers in Abbott Elementary are ridiculous. No teacher can sporadically teach Spanish through telanovelas, and also, they can't afford three peice suits.

Text from Bill Ackman: This was brilliantly executed by @realDonaldTrump. Textbook, Art of the Deal.

The "Boar on the Floor" scene from "Succession" dramatically underplayed the degree to which powerful people will debase themselves in order to curry favor with more powerful people.

I really like drinking alcohol.

Yeah, I said it.

I'm leaning into this phase. Pandemic cocktail Rachel has returned.

Today is going to be bad.

I mean, every day is bad, but today, people with means will be affected.

Liberation from what?

At transgender visibility event, Gov. Moore called out for lack of action “We know who you, Governor Moore, can be for us. And I am begging you to do it,” Lee Blinder told Moore.

This is badass.

www.thebaltimorebanner.com/politics-pow...

Today, Camden Yards had zero forks.

This isn't a joke. I asked a blue shirt, and she said that there weren't any.

I'm sure our new owner can afford to run a team that gives forks to its patrons.

Will the speaker system be better?

The answer is yes, but also no...

Let's go O's! Orioles magic! Feel it happen! We've got miracles to do.

Get money out of politics.

Happy opening day! Go O's.

Who in the world would break into my car, steal my dog's car seat, yet leave all my CDs, including Dirty Computer and Mass Education?

A monster!

Who eats ice cream teeth first?
#Rhobh #erikajayne