The_McRib

What if "qualityslop" when people just consume content mindlessly because it's good?

Treating this as an invitation to send u thousands more of them with just "U" written underneath

Me reading this desperately trying to come up with a joke about "Infinite Vest".

Reminds me of that show with the vampires where one of them is just a boring guy sucking all the life out of his coworkers in his office job lol

If only u were old enough to read dms

It all makes sense if u imagine tiktok is a beautiful wild horse that u fell off, landing on the filthy ground. Clearly the answer is to watch tiktoks that expert users like McRib send, so u can get back on the horse.

I need a nasty woman in my book.

Umm you forgot the greatest movie of 2025: Fungulus Mungledump's Quest for Enduring Love II - The Mungling.

King Charles looked at me blankly and shook my hand once.

One time I saw Lilly Mothcub sat on a fountain and I prodded their shoulder and they bit me and I pushed them in the fountain. It was the start of a comedy duo that lasted 10 years.

Sounds like theory of attraction to me. Keeping a positive mindset makes it easier to notice positive things when they occur.

I think it's the lack of immersion due to being in a fantasy world but still having to listen to Chuck from New Jersey on voice-chat. Obviously that doesn't exist in WoW because voice just isn't required for a lot of it.

I got a license but don't h🥑

Why do so many 'AAA' games open only on the primary monitor, don't let you set their resolution higher than the primary monitor's resolution, and freeze/minimise whenever you click another window? Fucking annoying.

We're here, we're queer. We don't want any more bears!

This is wrong. How did I get here? How do I return? Help!

Just found out my wife has been arguing with another man

Yeh

Forever circling back.

Humans should be able to lick their eyes like a frog.

In one of my first ever business meetings, I barely understood a word anyone said. That's because they were using business terminology, and also because I happened to be in Tokyo.

What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he just came out and said hello to you?

NEW & Obscure GameCube Game facts

I really wish someone had told me that the Tetris film ends with Nintendo in a car chase to get Tetris out of Moscow before Robert Maxwell and the evil Russian spies catch them!

You are being arrested for cruelty to a protected species (me). You have the right to remain silent.

Would u thank me if I squashed u under my thumb like tiny ant?

Dudes be named Roger but don't understand shit. Girls really named Karen but don't care about it. Dudes even be named Bennett but ain't never been it.

In hindsight, Bamzooki was an incredibly inspired and forward-thinking kids TV show. Teaching children how to make 3D models that could run around completing obstacle courses probably made massive contributions to our current videogame and robotics industries.

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May I,
Stand unshaken amidst,
Amidst a Clash of Clans,