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@zanseattle.bsky.social

We’re alive, so that’s something, right? Do your best. I love you.

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Latest posts by zanseattle.bsky.social on Bluesky

My perky workout voice: “Congratulations! This is the longest outdoor walk you’ve taken this month. 0.66 miles!!” OOF

30.12.2025 21:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A three layer coconut cake with lime curd and whipped cream frosting, with a large wedge cut out of it.

A three layer coconut cake with lime curd and whipped cream frosting, with a large wedge cut out of it.

Why yes, it is a key lime pie cake. You’re welcome. 😃

07.06.2025 03:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Zan with a mischievous smile, wearing a shiny black catsuit unzipped to the belly and a fluffy white shrug, and regalia with QUEER emblazoned on it.

Zan with a mischievous smile, wearing a shiny black catsuit unzipped to the belly and a fluffy white shrug, and regalia with QUEER emblazoned on it.

You’re looking at the Quintessential Undersecretary of Erotic Educational Resources in the Department of Fucking Fabulous.

04.05.2025 07:50 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Zan wields a knife and threatens his birthday cake with a crazed expression

Zan wields a knife and threatens his birthday cake with a crazed expression

A candid snap just prior to cutting the birthday cake, courtesy of Bryan Pittard.

02.05.2025 18:47 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Duolingo character Oscar saying “Mi marido está en la oficina.”

Duolingo character Oscar saying “Mi marido está en la oficina.”

Oscar, you incorrigible flirt.

26.04.2025 00:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Man in sparkly leggings and revealing gold sparkly top standing in theater with red curtain in background

Man in sparkly leggings and revealing gold sparkly top standing in theater with red curtain in background

Second night of the Seattle Boylesque Fest and I’m snazzing things up

13.04.2025 02:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For? (Live from Lollapalooza Chicago 2023)
YouTube video by BillieEilishVEVO Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For? (Live from Lollapalooza Chicago 2023)

Oof. She’s so great. youtu.be/cNzH19D6s_I?...

12.04.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Zan in a bear kaftan at the Lumberyard bar, with several people dressed as Mrs. Roper from Three’s Company in the background.

Zan in a bear kaftan at the Lumberyard bar, with several people dressed as Mrs. Roper from Three’s Company in the background.

Had fun at the Lumberyard Bar last Sunday! I wore my kaftan but I don’t think I fit the brief. 🙃

03.04.2025 05:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Still in development! I definitely need to capture some more quality content. 😏

07.03.2025 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I’m still here! Hope you’re hanging in there, too. 💜

07.03.2025 17:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Chaos
YouTube video by Geotic - Topic Chaos

My favorite track from @bathsmusic.bsky.social’s new album Gut! A good one amongst a lot of good ones.
#newmusic #queermusic

24.02.2025 06:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Chaos” is my favorite! 💜💜

Looking forward to seeing you in Seattle! 😃😃

24.02.2025 06:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hooray! 💜

13.02.2025 18:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Delightful day in PV. 💜💜💜

04.02.2025 00:53 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Easing into my trip with a chicken breast burger. Tacos tomorrow! #pv #bearweek

02.02.2025 01:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Deboning the turkey is going to become an annual thing. There’s a lot of upfront work, but on the day it roasted in under an hour and “carving” it was magical! #foodporn #holiday #xmaseve #xmas

25.12.2024 02:47 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I haven’t picked a class yet but my theme is “closeted fire and brimstone preacher”. 😡👿📖

13.12.2024 06:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This face says hello to me when I’m taking the pause that refreshes. #accidentalart

11.12.2024 18:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Salt-and-pepper-bearded man with wry smile looks up while laying in bed. Wearing clear-framed glasses, a dark green short sleeved shirt, and AirPods.

Salt-and-pepper-bearded man with wry smile looks up while laying in bed. Wearing clear-framed glasses, a dark green short sleeved shirt, and AirPods.

Felt whimsically mischievous.

Will never delete.

08.12.2024 05:43 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
A favorite music artists of the year list, with Beyoncé, SZA, Shaun Riley, Billie Eilish, and Troye Sivan in the top five spots.

A favorite music artists of the year list, with Beyoncé, SZA, Shaun Riley, Billie Eilish, and Troye Sivan in the top five spots.

Time Lady: Seeing Stars by @shaunsomething.bsky.social is one of my favorite albums of the year. 💜

04.12.2024 21:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A stockpot with turkey broth next to an assortment of ingredients to make a turkey soup. Roasted yellow potatoes, celery, onion, red & yellow peppers, fire roasted sweet corn, browned mushrooms, egg noodles, & turkey breast.

A stockpot with turkey broth next to an assortment of ingredients to make a turkey soup. Roasted yellow potatoes, celery, onion, red & yellow peppers, fire roasted sweet corn, browned mushrooms, egg noodles, & turkey breast.

My annual build-your-own turkey soup for 2024!

Roasted yellow potatoes, celery, onion, red & yellow peppers, fire roasted sweet corn, browned mushrooms, egg noodles, & turkey breast. Put your faves in a bowl & top with piping hot homemade turkey broth for a comfy meal. 💜 #foodporn

01.12.2024 01:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Large stockpot full of hot turkey stock with wooden spoon stirring it

Large stockpot full of hot turkey stock with wooden spoon stirring it

Turkey stock courtesy of Stockpot and me. Sending out the Zan signal for mellow soup hang today. 💜

30.11.2024 20:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Summer of 2009… my favorite blond era!

20.11.2024 23:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oof

16.11.2024 05:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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14.11.2024 21:59 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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13.11.2024 20:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
Screencap of Oh Joy Sex Toy's Patreon landing page, with photoshopped arrows directing readers how to join as a free member. 

There is an icon of three dots on the right-hand side of the page, tap that and then tap the dropdown menu that says "Join for free"

Patreon's official instructions:
https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/15491075190669-Becoming-a-free-member

Screencap of Oh Joy Sex Toy's Patreon landing page, with photoshopped arrows directing readers how to join as a free member. There is an icon of three dots on the right-hand side of the page, tap that and then tap the dropdown menu that says "Join for free" Patreon's official instructions: https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/15491075190669-Becoming-a-free-member

Meta (Facebook & Instagram) is purging links to our comics going back a decade and forbidding folks from sharing even in private chats. This does severely limit our ability to reach our followers, BUT people can join our Patreon FOR FREE to still receive comic updates!
www.patreon.com/c/OhJoySexToy

12.11.2024 19:13 — 👍 256    🔁 135    💬 8    📌 8
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13.11.2024 18:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Oo, I look so pink. I promise you I’m not embarrassed.

12.11.2024 03:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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