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Chicago-area based queer dad who likes foisting weird movie crap on people, Virgo, he/him, mildly surly but harmless πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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a new Liam Neeson movie where he's injected with an mRNA vaccine and has the rest of his life to get it out of his system while mysteriously experiencing fewer or no covid symptoms

11.12.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
The cafe from Edward Hopper's Nighthawks painting has been transported to a mostly empty desert, and the four people in the cafe have gathered at the front to look out at a floating blue blob of an alien with weird tentacles and a halo.

The cafe from Edward Hopper's Nighthawks painting has been transported to a mostly empty desert, and the four people in the cafe have gathered at the front to look out at a floating blue blob of an alien with weird tentacles and a halo.

Moebius, "Nighthawks"

10.12.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 356    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

And I was correct, so no need for madness!

11.12.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Obscure 90s film of the day: Oliver Stone produced 1991's IRON MAZE, Rashomon-type drama about an assault on Japanese investor in a struggling steeltown. Bridget Fonda, Jeff Fahey, JT Walsh & Hiroaki Mirakami star. From the director of TWILIGHT OF THE COCKROACHES.

m.ok.ru/video/142215...

11.12.2025 10:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Honey Don't! | VERN'S REVIEWS on the FILMS of CINEMA HONEY DON’T! is Margaret Qualley lesbian crime comedy #2 from Ethan Coen and his wife/editor Tricia Cooke. When the first one, DRIVE-AWAY DOLLS came out last

Funny to listen to Blank Check's series on the Coen Brothers, where they repeatedly talk about movies being misjudged on release for not being what people expected, only to get to the current one and take part in that tradition themselves!

Really enjoyable series, though. I'm sad to be at the end.

11.12.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Much like the many foot shots

10.12.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, in the Bloody Affair version, most people have already seen it, and also the reveal is just.. 60% of the way through the movie? It doesn't really make sense to disguise it

10.12.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My controversial KILL BILL take is that that bleeping of the Bride's name doesn't work at all in the Bloody Affair version and barely worked in the original

10.12.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What's Happening in York County Library (SC) Should Be A Wakeup Call Poor recording keeping, debates over what was or was not said and voted on, and special interests plague more than just this library system.

***IMPORTANT THREAD*****

If you are anywhere near York County, South Carolina, PLEASE show up to their board meeting tomorrow. It is, of course and intentionally, at NOON tomorrow at For Mill Library.

Here's York County Library's background, yes, still ongoing: bookriot.com/whats-happen...

10.12.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 130    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 10
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Lilly Wachowski is my guest on the new ep of How Was your Week and we discuss the motion picture ZARDOZ and it's really special howwasyourweek.com @lillywachowski.bsky.social

10.12.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 605    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 10
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My Most Favoritist Movies of 2025 These are the correct ones, other lists are misinformation

Okee doak letterboxd.com/dekkoparsnip...

10.12.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All of this, literally over one LGBTQ+ children's picture book. ONE. PICTURE. BOOK.

They dismantled the fucking public library for the whole county. They hate gay people this much.

If you have a library that functions, get in their inboxes or meetings now to tell them that they're great.

10.12.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 355    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

NOT IN MY HOUSE

10.12.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this key lime pie erasure will not stand

10.12.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WE'RE FEUDING NOW

10.12.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so rude when a green candy turns out to be apple. Green is for LIME and expecting lime and getting apple is a TRAGEDY. You stay in your red candy lane with the cherries and raspberries and cranberries and FIGURE IT OUT AMONGST YOURSELVES

10.12.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
Morticia's Favorite Charity S1:E29
YouTube video by Addams Family Podcast Morticia's Favorite Charity S1:E29

New Episode! @vriess.bsky.social tells us about nude watching Addams, the duo talk about boundaries, giving, funerals, Bob Barker, J-Horror, the Addams Family News Channel, and more!

youtu.be/eYmDI4-fdQA?...

10.12.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

We'd really love to see you for our final CRUISING THE MOVIES of the year

10.12.2025 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look, Tarantino is a doofus and his movies relentlessly crib from other movies and he should get therapy to address some things but also he knows how to make a badass scene that feels like a movie

10.12.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mickey Rooney is BILL (But not ON HIS OWN)

Mickey Rooney is BILL (But not ON HIS OWN)

Bill on His Own

Bill on His Own

Watched the original BILL: THE WHOLE ROONEY AFFAIR to pregame

10.12.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here for KILL BILL: ALL THE BILLS KILLED, but this is not an endorsement of Paul Dano hatred, I will be watching LOVE AND MERCY again in penance

10.12.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The Narrow Margin and Manpower are all-timers. The Verdict may be too- haven’t seen that one myself.

09.12.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 400: The Rutles - All You Need is Cash (1978) Maurice Bursztynski and Skizz Cyzyk join Mike to discuss the 1978 made-for-TV movie The Rutles: All You Need is Cash. Directed by Gary Weis and Eric Idle, this mockumentary tells the tale of the incredible smash hit band The Rutles.

Remember Neil Innes on his birthday with our episode on THE RUTLES: ALL YOU NEED IS CASH www.projectionboothpodcast.com/2019/01/epis...

09.12.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mystery Team: A Director’s Commentary by Dan Eckman The premise was very simple: If you went to see Mystery Team in theaters twice, we would induct you into the β€œSword Club.”What did you get for being in Sword Club? A plastic sword with a non sequitur ...

Coming out of social media retirement to say that Mystery Team is comin to Blu Ray lionsgatelimited.com/blogs/myster...

09.12.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

MISTER JUDGE

YOU COULD HAVE SAVED ME

I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES

09.12.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Harlow's still here Fifty years ago, Harlow was the queen of Philadelphia nightlife, Jack Kelly’s girlfriend, and the city's most famous transgender woman. Today, she’s ready to tell her story.

Getting to know this legend has been one of the greatest joys of my life and I'm so pleased to introduce you to her with this gorgeous feature from the Inquirer, where she speaks for the first time in over 30 years on her incredible journey
share.inquirer.com/XdfXr9

06.12.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1278    πŸ” 246    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 43

Finally some DOWN PERISCOPE secrets revealed

09.12.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

I don't normally tag famous people but it would be great to be able to confirm this @wendymolyneux.bsky.social

09.12.2025 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very convinced Dan Aykroyd had it in his contract that every movie he was in had to have a music video that he was personally involved with

09.12.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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