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Chicago-area based queer dad who likes foisting weird movie crap on people, Virgo, he/him, mildly surly but harmless πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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All of chat gpt 5's "names" for states sound like hottest new clubs that Stefon mentions

08.08.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I think about the guy from Rhema who wasn't charismatic enough to be in VOYAGE OF THE ROCK ALIENS, like the Pete Best of camp cinema

08.08.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Animatrix
YouTube video by YouTube Movies The Animatrix

The Animatrix is free on YouTube in the US right now. It's a great collection of shorts and features material from people that worked on Evangelion, Cowboy Bebop, Aeon Flux, and more. Check it out if you've got 100 minutes to spare.
youtu.be/QNVeOWDOvvU

07.08.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 500    πŸ” 288    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 55
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Marcia, Marcia, MARCIA! This week on Midnight Mass, Peaches & Michael celebrate The Brady Bunch Movie & A Very Brady Sequel with Very Gerry & Trixie Mattel! From Jan’s wilding to wholesome outsiderness, this ep has it all! 🎧 peacheschrist.com @trixiemattel.bsky.social @midnightmasspod.bsky.social

06.08.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
08.08.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1369    πŸ” 487    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 9

I hope you responded by CRANKING IT UP

08.08.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hah! I am at an Aquabats show AS WE SPEAK (type)

08.08.2025 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

None of these parenting youtubers tell me how I get my child into surf punk

08.08.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Why is there so much advertising yet companies are so bad at promoting things I'd actually be interested in, why an i even bothering giving you every piece of information about it me

07.08.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Save Nintendo cartridges

07.08.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, this one's a MESSSS. Weirdly, the made for tv HARRISON BERGERON around the same time gets Vonnegut better

07.08.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A real ally would've had them make the sound of Vera Miles demanding Norman not be released in PSYCHO II

07.08.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tesseract Cinema & Cafe - Chicago, IL Support Tesseract Cinema, a theater/event space/cafe/bar/community spot coming to Pilsen in 2026 | Check out 'Tesseract Cinema & Cafe - Chicago, IL' on Indiegogo.

We’re opening a movie theater in Pilsen. We promise great local snacks, good vibes & the widest array of cinema you’ll find on a big screen. More info - PERKS, TIMELINE, BUDGET - at the link.

Please donate and share if you can! πŸ™πŸ™Œ

04.08.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 14

Oh neat.

07.08.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Old man in Cramps shirt

Old man in Cramps shirt

Punk the cassette collection

Punk the cassette collection

On my way to a show

07.08.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Illinois is the first state to ban AI therapists Illinois Governor JB Pritzker has signed a bill banning AI therapists into law, the first in the nation.

Illinois has banned AI therapy, making it the first state to regulate the use of AI in mental health services.

www.engadget.com/ai/illinois-...

07.08.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5274    πŸ” 1396    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 344
Cousins Subs - Vincent Price Party Sub (1986)
YouTube video by The TV Madman Cousins Subs - Vincent Price Party Sub (1986)

We had some good non-Subway ones youtu.be/h1KJHwIrfxI?...

07.08.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Ink Films, the newly launched theatrical distribution arm of The Beverly Theater, has dropped the first teaser trailer for its debut release, Animation Mixtape, presented and curated by two-time Academy Award nominee Don Hertzfeldt (bitterfilms.com).
www.animationmagazine.net/2025/08/don-...

07.08.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A Chrome browser error page displays the familiar β€œAw, Snap!” message, indicating that something went wrong while loading a webpage. A pixelated frowning file icon with Xs for eyes appears at the top left. Below, the error code reads β€œOut of Memory,” suggesting the browser ran out of system resources. The page includes a β€œReload” button in blue on the bottom right

A Chrome browser error page displays the familiar β€œAw, Snap!” message, indicating that something went wrong while loading a webpage. A pixelated frowning file icon with Xs for eyes appears at the top left. Below, the error code reads β€œOut of Memory,” suggesting the browser ran out of system resources. The page includes a β€œReload” button in blue on the bottom right

behold the "HTML bomb"

It's a counterattack for AI companies that persistently scrape and rescrape your web site, even when you tell them not to

when a scraper grabs it, it becomes a 10-gig HTML page and πŸ’£ goes the scraper

Item #6 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter: buttondown.com/clivethompso...

05.08.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4955    πŸ” 2196    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 106

The new WAR OF THE WORLDS is still less of an embarrassment of a Bezos property than the Washington Post

07.08.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
MasterCard A
β€’ 2000 Purchase St. Purchase, NY 10577
US
NEW +1 914 249 2000
β€’ CEO of MasterCard: 0 > 6432224#
-> 1
β€’ President of Mastercard : 0 ->
54757287425# β†’> 3
1 800 307 7309 (US) - Options for operator
: 1-1-2-2-2-1
NEW List of toll-free numbers by region
NEW 1 914 249 200 (NY Office) - Hit 0, type random numbers, hit pound. You'll be in contact with a random executive or white collar MC worker.
NEW 1 636 722 6100 (St. Louis Office)
β€’ 914.249.2000 (Global Headquarters, US)
β€’ 636.722.6100 (Operaction Center, US)
β€’ 971.4.391.4200 (Dubai HQ)
β€’ 305.539.2300 (Latin America HQ)
β€’ 914.249.6518 (North America HQ)
β€’ 1-800-627-8372 (US Only)
β€’ 1800-120-113 (Australia)
β€’ +1-636-722-7111 (International)
β€’ customer_support@mastercard.com
β€’ List of executives' Linkedin profiles

MasterCard A β€’ 2000 Purchase St. Purchase, NY 10577 US NEW +1 914 249 2000 β€’ CEO of MasterCard: 0 > 6432224# -> 1 β€’ President of Mastercard : 0 -> 54757287425# β†’> 3 1 800 307 7309 (US) - Options for operator : 1-1-2-2-2-1 NEW List of toll-free numbers by region NEW 1 914 249 200 (NY Office) - Hit 0, type random numbers, hit pound. You'll be in contact with a random executive or white collar MC worker. NEW 1 636 722 6100 (St. Louis Office) β€’ 914.249.2000 (Global Headquarters, US) β€’ 636.722.6100 (Operaction Center, US) β€’ 971.4.391.4200 (Dubai HQ) β€’ 305.539.2300 (Latin America HQ) β€’ 914.249.6518 (North America HQ) β€’ 1-800-627-8372 (US Only) β€’ 1800-120-113 (Australia) β€’ +1-636-722-7111 (International) β€’ customer_support@mastercard.com β€’ List of executives' Linkedin profiles

Visa A
β€’ 900 Metro Center Blvd, Foster City, CA
94404
β€’ +1 650 432 3200 (Headquarters, US)
β€’ 1-800-847-2911 (US + Canada) - US Option
Selection for Operator: 1-1-2 / 1-1-3
β€’ List of phone numbers by region
β€’ 1-888-289-9322 (Confidential Compliance
Hotline)
β€’ askvisa@visa.com

Visa A β€’ 900 Metro Center Blvd, Foster City, CA 94404 β€’ +1 650 432 3200 (Headquarters, US) β€’ 1-800-847-2911 (US + Canada) - US Option Selection for Operator: 1-1-2 / 1-1-3 β€’ List of phone numbers by region β€’ 1-888-289-9322 (Confidential Compliance Hotline) β€’ askvisa@visa.com

PayPal !
Unfortunately, PayPal doesn't seem to have any e-mail address, as it uses its website's customer support. You will need to log in to your PayPal account if you wish to access Customer Support lines or messages. Here's a few lines we found so far:
β€’ 2211 N 1st St. San Jose, CA 95131 US
β€’ 1-402-935-2050 (US + Canada)
β€’ 1800 931 678 (Australia)
β€’ Customer Complaints Form (Australia)
β€’ enquiry@paypal.com thank you sassinthedark.bsky.social for the info!

PayPal ! Unfortunately, PayPal doesn't seem to have any e-mail address, as it uses its website's customer support. You will need to log in to your PayPal account if you wish to access Customer Support lines or messages. Here's a few lines we found so far: β€’ 2211 N 1st St. San Jose, CA 95131 US β€’ 1-402-935-2050 (US + Canada) β€’ 1800 931 678 (Australia) β€’ Customer Complaints Form (Australia) β€’ enquiry@paypal.com thank you sassinthedark.bsky.social for the info!

UBAED Stripe
Stripe is currently a major priority, as they have the ability to deny itch.io's eligibility to their services according to itch.io's owner.
β€’ 354 Oyster Point Blvd. South San Francisco,
CA 94080 US (United States HQ)
NEW 10 BOULEVARD HAUSSMANN, 75009
PARIS (France HQ)
β€’ NEW Grand Canal Street Lower, The One Building, Dublin D02 HD59 (Ireland HQ) (yes, it's called The One Building)
β€’ +1 888 926 2289 - State you are from California when calling this number
β€’ 1(888) 963-8955 (San Franeisco HQ)
NEW 353 1 903 8449 (Ireland HQ)
β€’ (877) 887-7815 (Customer Support/Complaints)
UPDATED +33-805-11-19-67 (France HQ) Reports suggest the line was closed due to too many calls.
β€’ complaints@stripe.com
β€’ Complaints Form
Thank you bukopanda.bsky.social for EU phones and addresses!

UBAED Stripe Stripe is currently a major priority, as they have the ability to deny itch.io's eligibility to their services according to itch.io's owner. β€’ 354 Oyster Point Blvd. South San Francisco, CA 94080 US (United States HQ) NEW 10 BOULEVARD HAUSSMANN, 75009 PARIS (France HQ) β€’ NEW Grand Canal Street Lower, The One Building, Dublin D02 HD59 (Ireland HQ) (yes, it's called The One Building) β€’ +1 888 926 2289 - State you are from California when calling this number β€’ 1(888) 963-8955 (San Franeisco HQ) NEW 353 1 903 8449 (Ireland HQ) β€’ (877) 887-7815 (Customer Support/Complaints) UPDATED +33-805-11-19-67 (France HQ) Reports suggest the line was closed due to too many calls. β€’ complaints@stripe.com β€’ Complaints Form Thank you bukopanda.bsky.social for EU phones and addresses!

Mastercard, Visa, PayPal, Stripe. Don’t forget to complete your dailies!!

stop-paypros.neocities.org

06.08.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3349    πŸ” 3049    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 46

Can't believe the guy who played Superman has issues with the new Superman movie. No, not that guy. No, not that guy either. No, the TV guy. No, the other TV guy. No, before that. No, he was just a voice actor, I'm talking live action guys. No, that was SuperBOY. No, that was the other Superb

10.07.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I love that every picture accompanying an article about Dean Cain is as old as the Clinton administration

07.08.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Why do we never hear what Gerard Christopher is doing

07.08.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why are there so many cuomos

06.08.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Possibly my favorite internet video of all time remains Happy Harry's "Saturday Morning Watchmen"

06.08.2025 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 742    πŸ” 208    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 38
PUNK cd commercial

PUNK cd commercial

06.08.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In the library and long overdue for a spin

06.08.2025 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Promised I'd reupload this here - Screaming Mad George's THE BOY IN THE BOX (2004), a rare 30min film that's pure SMG stretching his FX muscles on a zero budget that wasn't available anywhere online til I imported and ripped a DVD from Japan.

(incs. native ENG + JPN dub)

mega.nz/file/dRZAgL6...

04.07.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

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