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Mr. Walters

@nerfect.bsky.social

Artist, toymaker, pug enthusiast, and professional mammal. My Etsy shop: http://nerfectartnovelties.etsy.com

725 Followers  |  106 Following  |  1,985 Posts  |  Joined: 30.11.2024  |  1.6071

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Dill with it! πŸ₯’

15.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Lowers imaginary sunglasses in shock) Can you even suggest that on the internet?

15.02.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨 SPOILER ALERT 🚨 All the hot dogs were dressed the same, with just a line of mustard.

15.02.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know it has only been a few hours, but I have a feeling the one thing about Weapons that will haunt me forever is that the principal and his partner were both wearing Mickey Mouse t-shirts and were sitting down to eat a tray full of hot dogs and watch tv.

15.02.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Make it sooooooooooooo.

15.02.2026 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screw it! Ultra-Precision for Shopmade Tools
YouTube video by Workshop Companion Screw it! Ultra-Precision for Shopmade Tools

YouTube will serve me up a short from this woodworker. I’m not a serious woodworker, but what I enjoy about these videos is that his dog will come take a peek while recording. You’ll see the occasional paw or nose poke in over the workbench and it’s a treat every time.

youtube.com/shorts/_NRci...

15.02.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When curling isn't on tv, everyone should be asking, "where's curling?"

14.02.2026 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 858    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 3

(Rubs hands together) β€œAye aye!”

15.02.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I finally got to see Weapons. Holy @%#?! What an amazing and unsettling film.

15.02.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeha i love grubhub (overturning a rock and finding a bunch of grubs)

15.02.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 378    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

Wow! That looks like such a fun, original build. $40 seems pretty reasonable, but kudos to you for saving $25!

14.02.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

America will break your heart if you let it.

14.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Totally agree. In some ways, each show in the franchise is definitely a product of its time, warts and all, but the broad strokes of the whole speak to an idealism and hope for humanity’s future that is a beautiful thing we should all aspire to.

14.02.2026 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Technically, that works I guess.

14.02.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really think this company should make merchandise with an all over print of images of their strangest, out-of-context labels.

14.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Normally, I would question the effectiveness of advertising on Instagram, but every time this add comes up, I wonder how much it would cost to buy all the weirdest labels on this website.

14.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The brother of my niece, who is the son of my brother’s ex-wife and her new husband should really have a specific name in English to describe this relationship, right? I often have to describe the whole series of events and how everyone is connected, and that’s weird.

14.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@robwords.bsky.social @jesszafarris.bsky.social I really enjoyed your discussion about the lack of words for specific things in English. It really hits home with modern familial relationships. I recently was talking about my niece’s brother with someone and they looked at me strangely.

14.02.2026 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Valentine’s Day!

#valentinesday

14.02.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Puppetry is magic.

13.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what happens when you don’t have friends to tell you your outfit is trash.

13.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems like every decade we get a smattering of Muppet projects, but they’re very short-lived. It would be nice to have these characters and talent constantly developing, and not as the occasional treat.

12.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sure there is some behind the scenes stuff we’re not privy to, and I don’t want to sound like one of those insufferable people who gripe about Disney-era Star Wars, but it just doesn’t seem like ownership knows what to do with the Muppets.

12.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The worst thing about the new Muppet Show is that they created an updated version show with the same format and characters we all love, and just stopped with a single episode.
#muppetshow

12.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it a FAA regulation that all announcements aboard an airplane be broadcast via string and paper cups? Why make the flight attendants read a script over the p.a. system if it’s going to just sound like a mouse trying to scratch its way out of a paper bag?

11.02.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love that a stack of comics is sitting on a stool.

11.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump just wrote that the Chinese are going to ban hockey from ever being played in Canada again especially the Stanley Cup. This is based on holy crap he's actually literally hallucinating isn't he

09.02.2026 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 699    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 12

None of that was so bad, but we tend to forget that in 1994 a runaway planet hurtling between the Earth and the moon unleashing cosmic destruction. At least we got Moks out of it.

09.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

call me "woke" or whatever but I think the Superbowl should have less football and more dancing latinas

09.02.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5205    πŸ” 819    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 52
Chipboard postcard resting on type cases. Has a boombox made from geometric metal type and printed in shades of black and silver.

Chipboard postcard resting on type cases. Has a boombox made from geometric metal type and printed in shades of black and silver.

Current Print Club postcard is a boombox made with geometric metal & wood type ornaments and printed in 3 colors. #letterpress

09.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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