Timothy Malcolm

Watching MARCUS MARIOTA do all this two days after that Eagles game and I'm INFURIATED.

That’s just force bringing that ball to the grass. It should’ve been a catch and it’s an all timer for sure.

That catch was INCREDIBLE (Oregon)

It feels like the Eagles are the only team this happens to

I mean it’s not like they were hustling and trying everything possible to score in as little time as possible.

It’s all bad!

Eh I found myself making Brian Johnson public enemy No. 1 not long into the season.

This is River Wards erasure

Does she know who you are and the platform you have? (I know the answer is yes, just have to ask.)

I was trying to think of something clever in response but I just hate Phish.

“Just steam the chamber with turkey smoke”

Al Michaels saying “booing THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPION” like it’s crazy that fans can be smart enough to see how poorly a football team is coached and actually expect better.

I don’t care if you don’t fire coordinators during the season, ANYTHING is better than Patullo and this undisciplined, poorly strategized offense.

(And yes I know that was a bogus OPI call on Brown.)

Yeah what’s the intent? What are we trying to accomplish? There seems to have been zero strategy on offense this year other than “running worked last year.”

Related: Hurry-up worked really well once again Detroit. They should keep doing it.

The I don’t even want to be around anymore guy from ITYSL

Jalen Hurts on the bench

How is this season an exact repeat of 2023?

Chicken wings

Charcuterie board

A turkey on Thanksgiving

A plate of Thanksgiving foods.

Can I get some love? I made the entire Thanksgiving meal: turkey, mashed and roasted potatoes, stuffing, cranberry sauce, green beans, carrots, salad, pappardelle bolognese (homemade pasta), garlic Parmesan wings, butter rolls (homemade bread)

An enormous scoop of vanilla ice cream helps.

View from a hot tub on Thanksgiving night

Watching Bengals vs Ravens from here

Truly thought Garth would just continue on and be found frozen while at an organ inside his Woodstock cave house 60 years from now

Again, again, again, again, Kevin Patullo

At what point do they fire Kevin Patullo? If anyone was this bad in their job they’d be canned a while ago.

Wouldn’t be upset about the refs if Kevin Patullo was better at his job.

A psycho Eagles fan circa 1991.

Just cracked open my first beer

Have to drive three hours to the cook spot for Thursday. Debating whether to get produce tomorrow and store it in a cooler or hope a busy store Tuesday has it all. Just massive pre-game strategy happening.

A text exchange with my mom about Michael McDonald singing with Toto in a 1986 song.

Mom asking me the important questions

I am inventing this for Thanksgiving:

Feast of the Seven Meats

With that Josh Allen interception, Jalen Hurts has moved down to 23 in the Ringer Quarterback Rankings

At school bingo night. Teacher yelled O67 and all the kids went insane.

Philly is finally learning that Michelin ain’t giving out more than one star to cities not named New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Chicago or New Orleans, and it’s precious.

This is a man who, despite this constant turnover, has been to two Super Bowls, winning one, and two national championship games.