Timothy Malcolm

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History will show Scott Franzke as one of the five to 10 greatest PBP voices in baseball history.

The char on the edge of the bun!

Good LORD

It’s time, it’s time, for a dance.

A combined Maddux is called a Grike. Phillies with a Grike tonight.

Jhoan Duran. I still cannot believe he is ours. What a treat.

I hear that. He hasn’t done it. Rob has to be a people manager as much as a game manager. I imagine if things stay as expected he’s no longer playing in two weeks.

I think there’s an amount of goodwill you extend to a guy who you had higher expectations for, especially in the immediate wake of the deadline. Probably a gesture to the clubhouse, not to ruffle feathers too much, as well.

A painting of a fox. A cute fox. A very cute fox.

Did a Painting With a Twist thing with my daughter today. They give you like seven options so I did the fox. Sketched it myself then painted it.

The teacher walked past me when I was finished and said “The fox looks like you.”

Damn. Got sniped.

We don’t want to create a ballpark that’s in the most accessible place for all fans to visit affordably, but we do want to overhaul a racetrack for one (1) game and then put fans a mile from home plate.

The Jim Rooker game! Amazing! Poor Pirates!

I’ve been following Duran since he debuted and was super jealous of the Twins. Dude is possibly the top reliever in baseball. Over the moon that he’s a Phillie now.

Jhoan Duran is a Phillie! I’m very happy.

A Rita’s gelati of cola water ice and vanilla custard. I know it as a radio ball.

They opened one in my neighborhood in Houston. Teaching my kids about radio balls.

Need another Phillies trade. Come on Dombo, I think the Twins can use old friend Max Kepler.

Full-scale family reunion incoming?

Actually staying overnight in the city and/or having one large meal here? 34.

“Monkberry Moon Delight” demolishes every Beatles song that’s not “Not a Second Time.”

If you’re a Phillies fan at Rate Field and don’t know about the Craft Kave, ask me about the Craft Kave.

Did you visit the Craft Cave?

Jesus. That’s sad. RIP Ryno.

Phillies going to lose two of three (maybe all three) to the White Sox because why not

Subscribed off this post. Good stuff. Looking forward to more!

The scent of sunblock is disarmingly close to the scent of pesto.

I'm watching some old 99 TRL stuff. IT'S ALL SO GOOD.

Hot take: Jordan Knight's "Give It To You" is a top-10 pop song of the 90s. Talk amongst yourselves.

Just go all in. If it's West Coast ball, then they have to start at 7 am their time.

Why is MLB's Roku Sunday LEADOFF (keyword LEADOFF) game a West Coast game that starts at 4 PM EST?

Dos Equis Chelada. It’s fine. It’s summer.

Summer is in full effect