Versusterminus7

watching this is a warm blanket on a damp, cold day

This is actually true, I finally picked up Armored Core 6 after a year and turns out it Whips The Ass With A Belt (tm)

(Rest in power Wesley Willis)

Extremely true

This is actually true, Mormons are actually solarpunk socialists and they just don’t know it

Nothing, please don’t come here it Actually Sucks (tm) and everyone is either an insufferable Mormon or an insufferable non-Mormon

For over 300 years now, it is a bedrock principle in Anglo-American constitutionalism that obedience is owed according only to law. Refusal to follow an illegal command is not only a moral choice but an absolute duty.

My birthday was last week and not a single one of you sent me a shrink ray, gave me a growth potion, or hooked me up with someone to awaken the magic to grow or shrink people/myself?

Rude.

#sizesky

Not only is this stupid dangerous, but deep fried turkey is not even in the top 10 best ways to cook turkey so it isn’t complete ass.

The best way:
-dry brine with salt/herbs
-separate skin and slather meat under with compound garlic butter let sit for like 24-48 hrs
-tent and roast

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

really baffled at elon's decision to confirm that most of twitter is just a poorly organized foreign influence operation

I kept falling asleep at my office job (undiagnosed sleep apnea) so I thought I’d try something physical instead. I was lucky enough to be given a chance as an air compressor technician and now I fix shit at satan’s er santas workshop when happiness goes to die

I’m paid well tho so

don't threaten me with a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good time

I hate this because it implies that stepparents or stepsiblings somehow arent real family and are thus fair game to fetishize. Such narrow definitions are tiring and don’t reflect the wonderful, very real parenting/relationships mixed families have. Fuck that noise, man.

If I ever make it to heaven and meet god, one of the first things I’ll talk to him about (after the ‘what the actual fuck is wrong with you’ conversation) is a patch/mod to make all thrown punches sound like the ones in Indiana Jones youtu.be/pKJjBnRfHrQ?...

Sorry guys universe is splitting open starting today

*screaming*

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

TIMELAPSE

We know. We know. We know. UBI has proven effective in just about every case. The missing elements here are the destroyed bourgeoisie class and their removed capitalist masters.

you shouldn’t rake the leaves in your yard. the leaves act as habitats for beneficial insects and break down into nutrients that strengthen the soil

that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️

realbillhicks trolling about obama and anthony bourdain having beers

some nimrod saying its fake because AI said it was, totally missing the whole point of the joke

person challenges them by showing several versions of the image

nimrod doubles down and continues saying they asked several Ai bots if its fake, person challenges them to delete their account if its fake, they tripled down, and person had the fucking episode proof that its real.

this website is literally free and that’s beautiful

The Pig Is in the White House This is what consequence-free misogyny looks like.

Bless @sophiegilbert.bsky.social @theatlantic.com: "The past decade has been a gloomy lesson in how limited a proportion of men actually see women as equal human beings...The fish rots from the head. The pig is in the Oval Office." www.theatlantic.com/culture/2025...

Cops create so much more danger on the road than they solve, just like every other aspect of policing.

Almost like they’re full of shit or something

Is Piggy referring to his attempted coup on January 6th?

I've watched thousands of videos of ICE profiling by now, and the saddest thing is how quickly most people comply when armed, masked government agents demand their documents. DO NOT HELP THEM VIOLATE THE CONSTITUTION. DEFEND YOUR LIBERTY.

The five panel meme depicts a person driving into a drive-thru restaurant window and asking "Hi can I get a happy ending for my NPC friends?" The voice on the other end says "Sir this is fromsoft, not only are they all going to die... It's going to be entirely your fault. Was shard of Alexander worth it?"