Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
-The Onion
Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
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18.11.2024 22:06 — 👍 22074 🔁 1647 💬 390 📌 122
Call me old fashioned, but I feel like halftime coverage should cover the same sport as the one being broadcast.
19.11.2024 02:54 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Blackened tenders, red beans, and some honey for the biscuit. Tea to wash it all down.
13.11.2024 03:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh yeah. The little sisters. Thanks!
11.11.2024 19:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What game is this from?
11.11.2024 16:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Congratulations! I know that’ll be a good time!
20.09.2023 18:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*to the tune of Eleanor Rigby*
Beetlejuice handjob
Rubbing a guy at a show while he squeezes my tit
Take a vape hit
16.09.2023 02:30 — 👍 3748 🔁 880 💬 66 📌 53
Usually when 11 Duke students get together it's called Conspiracy to Commit Securities Fraud
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Also glad I’m actually going to the game since my cable company is being extorted by The Mouse™️….
02.09.2023 12:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
War Damn Eagle! Excited to see old friends and make new ones this season!
02.09.2023 12:17 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Stop reading this profile and go read the Auburn Creed instead.
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