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Your weird uncle

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Post image 13.02.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My dad gets a vascular dementia diagnosis and immediately watches almost nothing but Fucking Fox (tm); any connection there?

12.02.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is the talking point that ICE is just "stopping riots", because that's what my dad seems to think.

09.02.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even knowing his brain is soup and Miller et al. are actually running things. Don't worry, plenty of hate to go around.

29.01.2026 07:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can't emphasise enough how much I hate that orange shithead.

28.01.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Holy shit it's only been a year.

22.01.2026 12:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus 2 hours?

22.01.2026 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't watch because I fucking hate his face/voice, but did he talk for a goddamn hour (or did my om put it on Fucking Fox (tm) for a replay

20.01.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is wild as hell

THREAD

20.01.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WHEN IS HE GOING TO FUCKING DIE

of natural causes of course

20.01.2026 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

FUCK Janice

07.01.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well shit, my parents (or at least my mom) have bought into the "just the flu" bullshit after taking it relatively seriously for a few years

06.11.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am actually disabled, so why do I feel like a fraud for getting SSI?

06.11.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ICE is making me root (cheer, not the Australian root) for local police departments and I don't like that

31.10.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or just be the worst person

27.10.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like they're playing the Penis Game, but instead of yelling "penis", they're trying to out-authoritarian each other

26.10.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Now that you're on government benefits, are you going to start liking Trump?"

wtf

10.10.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody notice how much Bondi looks like Ivanka? Surely there's nothing there.

09.10.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's too much shit.

08.10.2025 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SSI and Medicaid approved; the Republicans are clearly trying to buy my vote

07.10.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it

05.10.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 538    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4
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Is this a thing people would like?

05.10.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 746    πŸ” 122    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

Took some Tylenol; when do I learn about trains?

05.10.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You spend a couple hundred bucks (I think) on cable per month, why waste it by watching only one channel all day

03.10.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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