@emperorpartin.bsky.social
Your weird uncle
My dad gets a vascular dementia diagnosis and immediately watches almost nothing but Fucking Fox (tm); any connection there?
12.02.2026 01:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is the talking point that ICE is just "stopping riots", because that's what my dad seems to think.
09.02.2026 15:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Even knowing his brain is soup and Miller et al. are actually running things. Don't worry, plenty of hate to go around.
29.01.2026 07:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't emphasise enough how much I hate that orange shithead.
28.01.2026 00:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Holy shit it's only been a year.
22.01.2026 12:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jesus 2 hours?
22.01.2026 12:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I didn't watch because I fucking hate his face/voice, but did he talk for a goddamn hour (or did my om put it on Fucking Fox (tm) for a replay
20.01.2026 20:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is wild as hell
THREAD
WHEN IS HE GOING TO FUCKING DIE
of natural causes of course
FUCK Janice
07.01.2026 15:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well shit, my parents (or at least my mom) have bought into the "just the flu" bullshit after taking it relatively seriously for a few years
06.11.2025 22:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am actually disabled, so why do I feel like a fraud for getting SSI?
06.11.2025 16:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ICE is making me root (cheer, not the Australian root) for local police departments and I don't like that
31.10.2025 16:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Or just be the worst person
27.10.2025 07:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's like they're playing the Penis Game, but instead of yelling "penis", they're trying to out-authoritarian each other
26.10.2025 23:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Now that you're on government benefits, are you going to start liking Trump?"
wtf
Anybody notice how much Bondi looks like Ivanka? Surely there's nothing there.
09.10.2025 03:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's too much shit.
08.10.2025 13:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SSI and Medicaid approved; the Republicans are clearly trying to buy my vote
07.10.2025 04:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it
05.10.2025 03:02 β π 538 π 85 π¬ 1 π 4Is this a thing people would like?
05.10.2025 01:05 β π 746 π 122 π¬ 9 π 4Took some Tylenol; when do I learn about trains?
05.10.2025 01:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You spend a couple hundred bucks (I think) on cable per month, why waste it by watching only one channel all day
03.10.2025 04:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0