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@kristianswelch.bsky.social

“unless you’re served in a frosted glass, never come within 4 feet of my lips” - Karen Walker, 2000 • he/him • Manchester, UK

17 Followers  |  17 Following  |  41 Posts  |  Joined: 18.12.2024  |  1.7308

Latest posts by kristianswelch.bsky.social on Bluesky

Having a couple hours in bed, and first thing on is the heating

The reality of being in the UK has hit straight away

27.10.2025 10:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can’t believe today’s my last out of office day

27.10.2025 09:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you see me when I return and I look like a balloon, look the other way

23.10.2025 12:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The h word has never been more real or present as it has been on this trip

22.10.2025 10:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my friends who don’t support my stories are dead to me, they just don’t know it

19.10.2025 17:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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idk what is going on here but the Florida bed head is real

19.10.2025 15:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What is it about going on holiday and always ending up feeling a certain way🥴😮‍💨

19.10.2025 10:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I forget about this app too often

17.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

only doing 1 day at pride is fun until the fomo kicks in

24.08.2025 18:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my partying days are so well and truly behind me, idk how people have the energy, idk how I used to have the energy

24.08.2025 08:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rocket lolly saving me yesterday, today and probably tomorrow

14.08.2025 14:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the fact that I’ll have to go to the gym for the rest of my life just to keep up with how I want to look/my own personal fitness levels is exhausting !

just want to eat a 12 pack of Krispy Kreme with no repercussions 😔

02.07.2025 06:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I fully believe I used to be quite well educated, now I can’t go a conversation with someone (not in person) and have to google a word that has been used by them

25.06.2025 14:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

miss the alt

17.06.2025 21:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Another question, why do people announce a social media break

Just take the break

01.06.2025 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why do men shave at the gym

I hate it

01.06.2025 16:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Need the motivation to go on this run,

And do also not be on social media today getting hoopla fomo, why did I actively choose not to buy a ticket this year I don’t know

31.05.2025 10:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Another day another time I’ve forgot this app exists

29.05.2025 10:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Having a real craving for some good fish and chips, but no clue where the best in mcr is

05.05.2025 10:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The urge to pick up a bottle from nisa

02.05.2025 16:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is such a Friday vino kind of evening but there’s something about drinking in this flat I despise !

Even more so when the sun is out and I don’t have a garden

02.05.2025 16:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

This Thursday has got to stop feeling like a Friday, knowing there is another day of work tomorrow and all this weather is just defeating

01.05.2025 11:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wonder if I will meet the future love of my life in New York

30.04.2025 17:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been manifesting and applying to new jobs for two year

It’s not looking good x

29.04.2025 15:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

manifesting dating a handsome, long haul pilot

29.04.2025 09:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one of the things I dislike about being a single gay on dating apps (excluding Grindr) is when people add

“For compatibility⬆️/⬇️”

I’m just icked immediately?

26.04.2025 10:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With the bank hol being last weekend, this Friday feeling isn’t quite hitting as hard

and today isn’t my pay day …

at least I’ve got Celebrity Big Brother final tonight

25.04.2025 16:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m either delusional or the gym is working because I feel/see a difference

Body slay

25.04.2025 10:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know what it is about this week but I am struggling to get up before 7:30am, which throws my whole day off

* womp womp * it’s so hard just existing

25.04.2025 06:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

on the verge of a 2007 style breakdown

22.04.2025 19:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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