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Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 5, Episode 16

Deciding last year to make stupid prop bets on the Super Bowl to make the game worth watching has been the greatest financial decision I’ve ever made

Marge says: WELL, KID ROCK ALSO HAS A SONG TO SING. DON'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND UNTIL YOU HEAR BOTH SONGS.

This guy fell out of a tree near us so I gave him a little pat (he did not enjoy)

There's only one thing to be done frankly, but as Da Share Zone put it perfectly, you're not allowed to say what it is

I often think of Ted Cruz phone banking for Trump in 2016 after the big man called his wife a pig and said that his dad shot JFK. There is no bottom for these swine. They will debase themselves over and over until the whole country is a smoking crater, and they'll be glad for the opportunity

I know this is well covered territory, but my god. All of these people, from sitting US Senators to filth encrusted twitch streamers, are disgusting freaks who line up like baby birds for a chance to swallow one of Trump's Diet Coke and Filet-o-Fish loogies

The continued boot licking from the right wing grifters online over this latest murder is (while not very surprising) such limp-dicked spineless behavior. And all in service of their corpulent pedophile overlord who would trample them in an instant if it served his own self interest even a tiny bit

Can’t wait for 2029 and the big progressive reform of “maybe try tasing the unarmed protesters before shooting them in the face” to trickle down to all the thick necked Three Percenters and sociopathic goons with SS tattoos currently running amok with impunity

As the slide into chaos and evil accelerates, you can always count on leadership Dems to take to the airwaves, unhinge their reptilian jaws, and spray a fountain of diarrhea out of their mouths.

"Now quite frankly you will see me one more time if you say good, and additionally you'll see me two more times if you say bad. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

The duality of dog

There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for

If I was Hippo, this would make me feel very special 🥰

The Takanaka collection is growing!

She disgusts me

Dinner is 2 minutes late

SDEATH
STALKER

Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.

Europeans watching Zohran Mamdani's election

the book definitely inspired me to find and watch Necromania!

I'm one of the very normal people screaming "I LOVE YOU!!!" at the top of my lungs to Andrew Cuomo at his loser rally.

Tears...in the rain...

Ann Arbor’s finest

A few years ago, we arbitrarily decided today was the dog’s birthday. Hbd Biscuit!

Made some garlic noodles and shrimp. Now to watch sleazy horror movies all night.

They should also give the huge Grimace a cock and balls. It’s unfair that he hasn’t had them up to this point.