@samexclamation.bsky.social
๐๐ฅฐโฃ๏ธ My name is Sam ! โฃ๏ธ๐ฅฐ๐ I'm into nerd stuff...
Animals may have very profound thoughts... about what it's like to live and die. We just can't hear them!
14.05.2025 22:29 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Why is human cloning illegal?
14.05.2025 14:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0people that go โahโ after drinking something make me giggle. itโs such a cartoonish thing and people be out here doing it unironicallyโฆ.
25.02.2025 16:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So much snot today...
17.02.2025 17:30 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My birthday is Valentines day and I love it because i love everything cute happy love pink hearts happy love !!
15.02.2025 01:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
15.02.2025 01:11 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It's My Birthdayyyyyy
15.02.2025 01:11 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This is one of the biggest sports games this year ! Maybe even ever
09.02.2025 23:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Go team!"
Says the guy who doesn't know about teeams
A seagull drinks from a container marked โDOGS ONLY, NO SEAGULLS.โ
every day we see more and more evidence of society descending into utter lawlessness and chaos
06.02.2025 12:32 โ ๐ 23960 ๐ 3459 ๐ฌ 476 ๐ 220Jim Carrey: (doing standup) who here is left handed
Audience:
Jim Carrey: all righty then
Drake must be so pissed rn
05.02.2025 20:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We are infinitely large and infinitely small at the same time. Look in and I'm trillions of cells. Look out and we have one of trillions of stars. From my point of view, I'm in the middle!
05.02.2025 20:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
A gingko patterned snake, coiling in the wind. Upon its wings, perch a gingko spirit. They are on the way.
aflutter
#art
ME: *puts on sunglasses*
REPLY GUY: actually they are anti-sun glasses
A small family of splitgill mushrooms grows from the underside of an upturned stick like a bouquet of flowers. Behind them is a gray, bare, winter forest All photos by me
Here are some nice mushrooms
03.02.2025 13:44 โ ๐ 22589 ๐ 1057 ๐ฌ 395 ๐ 68My body craves 1L of water
04.02.2025 19:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My favorite #pokemon is either Jirachi, Celebi, or Mudkip !
04.02.2025 18:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pokemon TCG Pocket is awesome!!
04.02.2025 18:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Will: hiya sam how ya been
Sam: hey will long time no see
โ i am family reunion
My favorite tool is the snipping tool
03.02.2025 12:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm so happy groundhog day is over, that was miserable
03.02.2025 12:52 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Punxsutawney Phil should be ashamed of himself...
02.02.2025 15:48 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They literally pick the stupidest Groundhog to come out of the hole
02.02.2025 15:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Groundhog Day is the WORST HOLIDAY EVER
02.02.2025 15:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Am i the only one that didn't know it's called a Romance Language because of Romans?
31.01.2025 17:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Why are we trying to colonize Mars before The Moon??? It's right there!!!
28.01.2025 17:14 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I don't get why so many people get in a crowded elevator to go up one floor...
28.01.2025 16:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0๐ Hey at least you washed your feet some people don't even do that and washing your feet is 10x more important than your legs
11.01.2025 12:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
