Nice Dude (sincere)

starting to wonder if the one thing that could flip the chipotle workers back on the side of ICE is flashmobbing the already bonkers lunch rush

jk the workers are so happy about this. Wild to see in person

the pictures I took are nuts but not going to post them and doxx a bunch of minors doing something admirable

eating lunch at chipotle and the local high school just had a massive walkout to protest ICE and as part of that like 200 kids are now in line for lunch and I’ve never seen such panic in the employees’ eyes

do you know how fucked everything has to be for DAVID HOGG to be like “it’s okay for people to have guns”

we are mere days away from ICE using a taser on a toddler with a Peppa Pig backpack

it’s funny when No Doubt’s Spiderwebs comes on the radio and you hear the word “loophole” more in those 3 minutes than you do for the rest of the year combined

“ICE officers are the most unhinged people alive”

okay well what about the people still watching Grey’s Anatomy

It’s a shame he’s just the most despicable person ever bc he honestly is quite funny. Like not on purpose but the end result is objectively hilarious

ME: what do you mean take two of “deez” and call you in the morning? Two of what?

DOCTOR WHO IS ABOUT TO BE FIRED: *takes deep breath*

Epstein Files still not released, huh

I feel like at least there was more training before lol but ur right

True!

just a thought maybe we shouldn’t be giving our lowest-IQ racists badges and firearms after less training than it takes to become a barista

“The ONLY way to stop TRUMP is to BUY ME A COFFEE”

How dare you doubt George Conway is a real Democrat? He just texted asking for money

person delivering my food: almost there, just need to snap a quick photo before I go

me answering the door in a suit and tie: oh. got it, a photo of the food being dropped off

My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths

Hey @grok put him in a bikini

lol

Show us the room you coward

I complained about this for breaking news but tbh it’s way more jarring to wake up to posts that are like “Mega Bush is Back: Toss the Razor in 2026”

Grace we deserve to wake up to a briefing packet

The problem with living on the west coast is you wake up and before 8am you see like third-layer posts like “no way that was constitutional” and you have no idea what happened but man it’s too early to slowly discover something bad

A funny “new” new year’s eve thing for me is that im so insane I’m watching network shows and enjoying the performances and all that but I can’t stop googling to see how old the performers are

Seems like a conspiracy from Big Dairy

everyone is making these profound year-end discoveries and I’m sitting here wondering why frozen yogurt doesn’t thaw and become regular yogurt

for sure!

lol that was better approach than me being like “nice to see you again” and him being very diplomatic but also not very realistic when he was like “oh yeah I totally remember you now”

person: I want to read 100 books this year

me: yes I have a similar goal

I’m really proud of it tbh