Max

Is de kapper echt geïnteresseerd in je vakantieplannen of spioneert ze voor China?

Google Ad-Tech Users Can Target National Security ‘Decision Makers’ and People With Chronic Diseases Google enables marketers to target people with serious illnesses and crushing debt—against its policies—as well as the makers of classified defense technology, a WIRED investigation has found.

Google enables marketers to target people with serious illnesses and crushing debt—against its policies—as well as the makers of classified defense technology, a WIRED investigation has found.

Me: did you hear the Duolingo owl died

Friend who is online a normal, healthy amount: what

Als de opmerking van één persoon je weerhoudt om te stemmen op een partij, dan vallen alle partijen onderhand wel af, niet?

Die bak met kabeltjes die je nooit gaat gebruiken maar die je ook niet weg doet want je weet maar nooit?

DAAR ZAT DUS NET PRECIES HET KABELTJE IN DAT IK NODIG HAD!

Waanzin.

The UK's Demands for Apple to Break Encryption Is an Emergency for Us All The Washington Post reported that the United Kingdom is demanding that Apple create an encryption backdoor to give the government access to end-to-end encrypted data in iCloud. Encryption is one of th...

The U.K. government's insistence that Apple creates an encryption backdoor undermines our right to private spaces. Apple must resist these efforts.

Protect the Wayback Machine at all costs 🙏🏻

smiling calico cat

merry hopes you are having a good day

screen reader for python code but for each level of indentation the voice used for the line goes up an octave

What I love about Bluesky is how they just use the video player native to my device. No wacky custom implementation with custom gestures that differ ever so slightly from other apps with custom players, just simple video playback.

Ik vind het anders best prima dat ze dit vaststellen vóórdat er eentje instort.

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GPU. Nvidia. Anti-aliasing. Dynamic shadows. Texture

⚠️ Developers and IT folks, please be careful when installing Homebrew on your macOS. Google is showing sponsored links to a Homebrew site clone that has a cURL command to malware. The URL for this site is one letter different than the official site. Stay safe. #infosec #security #unix

Two seagulls walking. One’s beak is stuck through a slice of bread.

"What happened?"
"I’m stuck. It's so embarrassing."
“I guess things went... a-rye?”
“Please do shut up.”
"You should get out of the sun."
"Why?"
"Otherwise, you'll be toast."
"You're an asshole, Charlie."
“You’re right, you deserve butter.”

Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve

Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N

In Schotland hebben strooiwagens allemaal leuke namen met vreselijke woordgrappen en ze zijn via een radar allemaal te volgen.

Ik vind dat we dit in Nederland ook moeten invoeren. Waarom? Gewoon want leuk.

Jullie nog goeie suggesties voor namen?

Me, unmuting on Zoom: nothing from my end!

Boss: we have just started the meeting…

Guys, yesterday, I needed a cord I’ve been holding onto for 10 years.

IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.

Wisten jullie dat Samson en Gert aan het hoofd staan van een internationaal drugsimperium dat de hele Vlaamse overheid in z’n greep houdt?

Ik mis de @omroepbrabant.nl shitposts

Unintentionally poisoning the dataset (assuming enough people do it). Love it!