Kristina R. Mosley

I love bringing people to their doctor’s office. I have no allegiance to this place. I can steal all the swabs I want. Untethered from all decorum. I am free like an animal.

New writers: DO NOT give away your subsidiary tv/film/merch/derivative rights for a $300 short.

Not even for legacy mag cred.

I cannot overemphasize that Marjorie Taylor Greene, Carlson, and Fuentes see a 2028 path to victory that involves building an isolationist populist coalition that traffics heavily in antisemitism and exploits existing negative sentiment against Israel.

We have to be SHARP on the left right now.

Exactly what I described.

Idk wtf the BlueSky algorithm wants to see, so here's a photo I took of my friend's cat standing on a ceramic hippo on a fireplace mantel. I give up.

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

Jesus to his disciples:

Mitski Mask The Slump God @Mitski_mask *makes a clone of Sheryl Crow* *cops kick in the door of my clone lab and arrest me for attempted murder. 8:42 PM • 2022-09-21

Tom Lin @tom_lin_ coming out of my cage and i've been doing not great going back to my cage and now i'm in my cage 4:06 PM • 2022-09-20

Methodology

This is for my 23 year old nephew, so he might want that as well.

Oh, so now it's fine to have a war on Christmas

The Department of Unsubtle Metaphors continues to exceed expectations

The Shrek of the Edmund Fitzgerald

quakers be like

Thank you!

I think I googled that. I don't remember if I saw it or not.

Is it squishy?

math textbook covers for some reason:

Astronaut Chris Hadfield said outer space smells like gunpowder and burnt steak.

Yankee Candle, your newest seasonal scent has arrived.

Speaking of journalists who deserve to be yeeted into the sun…

Video: Researchers observe wild wolves using tools on B.C. coast A female wolf learned to pull fully submerged crab traps out of the water and eat the bait inside in what could be the first known potential tool use in wild wolves.

Astonishing, and don't miss the longer video available through the link at the end of the report: www.timescolonist.com/local-news/r...

I was wondering about him.

A tweet that says, “a dog is a pet but a cat is just a small guy who lives in your house”

discuss

Oooh. I'll run that by my sister to see if my nephew would like it. Thanks!

(I've been trying to Google, but I guess I haven't found the right combination of words.)

Johnny Knoxville, his new wife, John Waters, and a dog standing in front of a floral arch.

Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved

Preferably a hammerhead shark, but softness is paramount.

Anyone know where to get a large, soft (like Squishmallow soft) stuffed shark?

I told him if I couldn't think of anything, I'd send the link, so I'll probably do that.

It's a possibility. I also saw some boots I thought were cute, if I allow myself to be completely frivolous