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VO5 shampoo I used to think it was fancy but it’s actually like the cheapest shampoo ever

04.12.2025 05:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

kenny geats

03.12.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Golf of Mexico

02.12.2025 06:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the gap between the official online groyper run info organs posting genAI pics of him as β€œwarhammer fascist battle pope” while the actual guy looks like β€œET sick in a creek”

30.11.2025 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1399    πŸ” 180    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

I yearn for cable tv

30.11.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

stringed cheese

30.11.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sleepy

28.11.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The hoodie that makes you look like a roided out muppet

27.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to go to Egypt to see the Spinx

27.11.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Theyre called minions because there are so mini of em

25.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester

24.11.2025 09:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2044    πŸ” 628    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 61

The chiefs somewhat like winning!!!

23.11.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The chiefs hate winning!!!!!

23.11.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the chiefs hate winning

23.11.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

100 followers baby we’re hittin it big now baby!!!

23.11.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cracking an egg and trying to wash the white and yolk in the sink

22.11.2025 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The new adventures of old sheldon

20.11.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Old sheldon

20.11.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

younger sheldon

20.11.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CHESTER BENNINGTON
(chorus)
I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗
I'm tall and π—₯π—˜π——

MIKE SHINODA
(quietly)
Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine

10.11.2024 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2479    πŸ” 552    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8

I do not know who this β€œnuzzi” person is

18.11.2025 10:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO HAVE ARRIVED AT THE THEATER 

SLUGGO: THE THEATRE IS PRETTY CROWDED 

NANCY: GUESS WE CAN'T SIT TOGETHER

P2- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE SITTING ON THE SAME ROW BUT ARE FOUR SEATS APART 

NANCY: OH, SLUGGO IM THIRSTY

P3- NANCY LEANS HER HEAD BACK IN SLUGGO’S DIRECTION AND OPENS HER MOUTH 

SLUGGO TAKES HIS WATER PISTOL AND SQUIRTS WATER OVER SHOCKED FOUR PEOPLES HEADS TOWARDS NANCY

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO HAVE ARRIVED AT THE THEATER SLUGGO: THE THEATRE IS PRETTY CROWDED NANCY: GUESS WE CAN'T SIT TOGETHER P2- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE SITTING ON THE SAME ROW BUT ARE FOUR SEATS APART NANCY: OH, SLUGGO IM THIRSTY P3- NANCY LEANS HER HEAD BACK IN SLUGGO’S DIRECTION AND OPENS HER MOUTH SLUGGO TAKES HIS WATER PISTOL AND SQUIRTS WATER OVER SHOCKED FOUR PEOPLES HEADS TOWARDS NANCY

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 13,1951

13.11.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 489    πŸ” 65    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY MEETS UP WITH A NEIGHBORHOOD BOY WALKING HIS DOG

NANCY: WHAT’S YOUR DOG’S NAME?

BOY:CONNIE

P2-

NANCY: THAT SHORT FOR CORNELIUS ?

BOY: OH, NO

P3- 

BOY: IT'S SHORT FOR
"CONTINUED"

P4-

BOY: CONTINUED IN THE LAST PANEL

THE BOY’S DOG IS A DACHSHUND, SO THE FRONT HALF OF HIS DOG APPEARS IN PANEL THREE, AND THE BACK HALF OF HIS DOG APPEARS IN PANEL FOUR.

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY MEETS UP WITH A NEIGHBORHOOD BOY WALKING HIS DOG NANCY: WHAT’S YOUR DOG’S NAME? BOY:CONNIE P2- NANCY: THAT SHORT FOR CORNELIUS ? BOY: OH, NO P3- BOY: IT'S SHORT FOR "CONTINUED" P4- BOY: CONTINUED IN THE LAST PANEL THE BOY’S DOG IS A DACHSHUND, SO THE FRONT HALF OF HIS DOG APPEARS IN PANEL THREE, AND THE BACK HALF OF HIS DOG APPEARS IN PANEL FOUR.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 13,1952

14.11.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1195    πŸ” 215    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 10

Hey Lois… it’s you’re husband, Petah. Hehehehheeheh

18.11.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am clairvoyant I can see the future I will shit my pants tomorrow

18.11.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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my two friends who i hate

18.11.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I always thought the PS3 looked like a big beetle

17.11.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Catch the ball!!!!

16.11.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop getting penalties please I beg

16.11.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

16.11.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 11544    πŸ” 2210    πŸ’¬ 170    πŸ“Œ 106

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