tomboyish defeminized force goblin

Beyond parody 😂

It's not a conspiracy!!! Look at all this sissy Hypno porn I have saved to my phone!!! 🤡

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

power cuts always make me think of my dad which is i suppose kind of funny because its already pretty ghost-coded to be plunged into pitch blackness and all your comms to go dead in the middle of the night

like unbelievably pathetic to admit but whatever. I understand why straight girls would go and watch boys play football at break now.

this is like. entry-level Being A Dyke I think. but. I have little to no interest in speedruns or like "technical" gaming content online unless it's a Girl doing it

I swear I've made this exact post before but just. why is it apparently okay to just stumble blindly through sentences while you stammer and mix up your words and get tongue tied nowadays??? when you can literally edit that out in SECONDS???

my first ever old man yells at cloud moment: for the love of god could somebody please explain to me why gen z/alpha, who can edit audio incredibly quickly and easily on their fucking phones for god's sake, seem to absolutely refuse to do this at all

genuinely bruised the pad of my thumb. like how do you even manage that. anyway. I suppose I have to keep going and wait for someone else to kill me instead of trying to pre-empt it all the time.

I can't keep wasting people's fucking time like this!!!! I can't keep exhausting their fucking goodwill like this! Other people suffer because of my fucking stupidity!!!!!!!!!!

I keep making stupid mistakes. people who make stupid mistakes should be fucking exterminated like rats. I don't deserve to live. I don't deserve to live. I don't deserve to live.

I should be fucking beaten to death for what I've done (spilt water on a lot of paper)

hi I knocked a glass of water over that I should have known was there and spilt water everywhere and got loads of things wet and now I've smashed my glasses and destroyed a drawer in my kitchen and broken my glasses chain and injured my thumb. LOL

I love kitchen nightmares because they're always like "we put our heart and soul into this restaurant, we've invested every penny we have in it and we don't understand why people aren't coming" and it's like microwaved roadkill served over an open sewer

yeah i read theory

I've gone to see conclave again...

I need somebody to explain to me why I hate the taste of peppermint but love mint chocolate???? have done ever since I was a little child (once ate an entire pack of after eights in one sitting, also refused to brush my teeth bc toothpaste)

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why can't I get over someone who was so obviously bad for me lmao. why do I feel like I'll never be loved again

if you loved me then why did you pick fights with me all the time why send accusatory texts when you knew I'd be at work why disappear for days but expect me to check in every few hours

I want to stop being so affected by my ex I want to live again I want to have something other than flashbacks

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Times may be dire but at least we don't have to deal with #1 charting singles like "My Humps" from the Black Eyed Peas anymore

I’m sorry did you just say that a white man got so sad about Black people having jobs he crashed a plane?

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I know ‘Four Candles’ is often (& rightly) regarded as the ‘best’ comedy sketch of all time, but this and ‘Going for an English’ do it for me…

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Whenever the media or transphobes talk about mental health and suicide rates of trans kids, they are always deliberately concealing the fact that trans healthcare brings trans kids to the same place as cis kids on these things

okay so. "crimes" are good, and you should "do" them (the word "commit" is too intellectual) as often as possible. HOWEVER "war crimes" are bad, because they besmirch the noble pursuit of war

STAR: War of the psycho scumbag chatbots #TomorrowsPapersToday