Paul Blart

Will probably take a break from socials for a while. Life is so overwhelming for me right now. Love to you all.

Black Spur Goods Black Spur Goods

Clearing out inventory so everything on my shop is now $50 or less!! Consider supporting small artists this holiday season!

blackspurgoods.com

He will be drowned at sunset per tradition

Yeah closet Paul likes it in there though he makes deviled eggs and watches reruns of The Sopranos so

Screaming at closet Paul and had to teach this puff ball a lesson

Lowes has stolen my likeness I deserve compensation

Nobody wants to have a good day anymore they just want to be miserable and make everyone else around them miserable too like learn to crochet or something develop a talent you twits we need more people doing magic tricks and less people being entitled and rude

🌀 You want to give me an uncooked penne noodle so bad 🌀

Witch shrimp !!!!

Back up before I remodel the way you breathe can’t you see I’m having cozy time

Yeah if he thinks Elphaba is bad wait until he gets a load of me

The Wizard should be afraid of me

Shrimp and tuna and chicken and cheese upon all of my enemies I wish fleas

Paul Blart: mancala champion

Shape Saturday !!!!!

Thank u sm

Thanks so much!

The most important part of the day

Regardless if you share or donate please know that I am eternally grateful for all the love you have shown to Paul over these years. I have been alone & independent for a long time & it has been so hard but the love here has brought me comfort & strength when I needed it most.

(Hi friends, I am in need of a little help financially in the wake of some health issues that have affected my ability to work recently.)

Attention hack: pretend to eat boxes

Your order has arrived and it is pissed

a gray cat plushie dressed as a vampire, with a tiny red and black cape and small fangs. vampurr is sitting on a smoky surface with a little white ghost shaped bucket beside it, against a dark background

trick or treat?

vampurr’s waiting at your door (but not for long!)

this is a limited edition plushie, get yours now at: www.makeship.com/products/vam...

It’s a very freaky ass white boy Wednesday indeed as my communications with Oven Paul have strengthened and I’ve learned about the portal underneath the oven. He says it’s a void where toys enter only to never return. The whirlpool nation is truly sinister for this.

Cat cart !! Cart with da cat in it !!

Cat cart !! Cart with da cat in it !!

His little body just couldn’t handle the love you and me and everyone else had for him is all, now he can hold a rainbow full of love

The blue is a good choice bestie, thanks so much!

Nothing to see here

No keep the tv on I’m paying attention