Paul Blart

Cat cart !! Cart with da cat in it !!

Cat cart !! Cart with da cat in it !!

His little body just couldn’t handle the love you and me and everyone else had for him is all, now he can hold a rainbow full of love

The blue is a good choice bestie, thanks so much!

Nothing to see here

No keep the tv on I’m paying attention

Freaky ass oven white boy wednesday !!!!

Yeah I’m pretty ripped

While the leader of the whirlpool nation is no doubt having a leisurely Saturday, I am here still trying my rescue efforts to free Oven Paul. As you can hear the barrier into the oven dimension is squeaky like an NBA court and I think this is a good sign of weakened defenses.

HAHHAA look at these guys they have no clue about anything

You have beautiful skin how much do you think it’s worth

A guy !!!!

Oven Paul stickers are in !!!!

Yeah handsome and cool runs in the family

"Had it not been for the laws of this land I would have stabbed you with a rusty fork" is the perfect tee for the zeitgeist.

Oven Paul stickers as well as new shirts to show off your Blart swag!

Shirts go up to 5XL and are made to order. International shipping available. Grab it while you can!

It’s Freaky Ass White Boy Wednesday!!! Me and Oven Paul have cooked up some new merch for all our besties! Proceeds will fund spaceship creation to free Oven Paul from the Whirlpool dimension

blackspurgoods.com

It’s an incredible likeness

Oven Paul merch drops Wednesday besties

I holdy your moms hand

Freaky ass white boy Wednesday; nap edition

"Il Gatto Infuriato” (The Enraged Cat) by Walter Molino, 1967

Walter Molino was an Italian pulp fiction artist known for his vivid depictions of disasters, accidents, and violence, often focusing on life-and-death situations.

I love matches

He’s fatter

Texas Ranger could never fit through the portal

We are contacting Oven Paul to see how his weekend in the ether went. Still no reply from the Whirlpool nation about setting him free even though he’s an innocent political prisoner. I shall storm their headquarters soon for answers.

A very kind donor has offered a $150 Chewy/Petco gift card for anyone who adopts Chicory & Satsuma together. Located in Elkton, MD, apply here: form.jotform.com/crits4cats/c...

(Hi everyone, I have now made it home from surgery. I may not be as active in the coming days but as you can see my nursing staff is top notch. Thanks for all your kindness & well wishes for my recovery)

Getting real freaky with it on this white boy wednesday !!!!