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one day i'll escape the hell of carpeted apartments

mahler? i hardly know her 😀 (the finale from symphony no. 2 is making me feel like i can't fucking read music)

HUGE W

i don't think anyone has ever been this tired in all of human history

i went to homo island and everyone there knew you

what the hell do i even wear to work in person man. SLACKS?

sticka buttah

no offense but have a dope friday if ur down

i wish i could take a compliment lol. i got 4 compliments on my hair @ flute sectionals last night and all i could think was "damn was it that bad before" 🙄

my taxes are so fucked this year lol

the naming conventions of weed products are so cringe. somebody ask me what i'm smoking and i have to pull out the liquid diamond sauce infused bubble hash dusted chelato? that is embarrassing.

my cat is utterly terrified of the blue scrub daddy, but he doesn't mind the other colors??

This should be exceedingly obvious, but when Stonewall stays up while references to trans people come down, they will measure the silence of cisgender people as concurrence for whatever they plan next, and it still won't protect you in the end. So please get loud. Our mutual survival depends on it.

my cat!!!!! is so!!!!! cute!!!!!!!!!

oh me? nothing much just thinking about how someone told me i had to watch that video of maxine dexter saying "we have to fuck trump" as a punishment yesterday

i always hear that people are intimidated by me when we first meet. imo im like a 2 ✋️😳🤚

ur like a 3 in my expert opinion

like yes deborah ive done my leisurely walk past ur home every day for the past 2 years but today is the day that i, man who is too blind to drive, am here to steal ur minivan

a truly unique experience of living in a white city is listening to my neighbors all lock their cars from inside their homes as i walk past on my afternoon strolls

Cooltrainer in the Ever Grande Pokemon Center: "If you've come this far, what choice do you have but to keep going?"

who up tootin they flute

im gonna ummmmm im gonna uhhhh

Death before detransition. Now and forever.