Sad King Billy

It makes me kinda sad that I wasn't in the top .01% of Jamiroquai listeners like I was last year

a woman is jumping into a pool with the olympic rings in the background Alt: a woman is jumping into a pool with the olympic rings in the background

The Hobby Lobby family gets up to some sketchy shit

I'm diving down the rabbit hole

I've never had anyone actually ask for proof of my college degree

Mine is in music education but I might as well put down that my degree is in comp sci or something to get a better job

BlueSky algorithm keeps showing me cats and it sucks because it knows what I actually desire most

I have my second psych appointment tomorrow and I feel nervous like I have an exam I didn't study for

Maybe this is why I have a psych appointment

My dog holding a toy in his mouth while giving big sad puppy eyes

He is puppy

YouTube video by Together Pangea Together Pangea - Molly Said (Official Video)

Grunge is still alive

Or is it making a comeback?

This song is sick either way

youtu.be/NPogC6qzbzA

Idk how to prove it but life was easier when memes were just Chuck Norris facts instead of 20 layers of irony and meme history folded into an image that you can't explain to anyone IRL

Is Karen misogynistic?

Tune into my podcast where I give my opinions on things I'm not qualified to talk about

Card declined buying a frozen burrito and the cashier told me to just take it 😭

A majestic dog standing in the sun on a hiking trail with a big smile on his face

We're getting back into shape now so we have a headstart for new years

A Reuben sandwich would go so hard right now

They searched Luigi's backpack without a warrant

Defense brought that up and the prosecutor said "but we got a warrant later though 🤗"

I don't have TikTok

If a TikTok is funny or informative enough it will breach containment

Let's say you're as intelligent as Isaac Newton or Albert Einstein

Do you have an obligation to humanity to use your intelligence to advance our species?

Or can you use your intelligence to live a peaceful life far away from history books?

Wired article Headline: the longest solar eclipse for 100 years is coming, don't miss it

Thanks Wired

I've been dying to visit Algeria, Libya, Tunisia, and Somalia

It's finally hoodie on all day weather

A red tail hawk on the fence in my backyard

Look who came to visit

a cartoon of spongebob squarepants with an angry face Alt: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants with an angry face

Kid me finding out that Santa isn't in the Bible

Woah I thought this was a JWST space pic at first. Very cool

BREAKING: Future me has declared war on past me for not following through on promises made to myself

I'm building my niece a gaming PC for Christmas out of spare parts I have lying around. The deal I made with her dad is that I'll load it full of educational content like Freddi Fish and a second profile for him to be able to play games with me after she's gone to bed.

So stoked

My small town put on a play and it was a reminder that it's important to pay a sound guy and not rely on your nephew who "does the computer real good"

a man in a turtleneck sweater is standing in front of a fireplace . Alt: A slow zoom to a closeup of the Kubrick stare

OpenAI wants to place ads in chatgpt responses and I'm 100% on board with this decision

Do it, Sam Altman. End it all at once.

My brother is in the air force and I choose to believe this is what he does all day at work

Reaction emojis in order: crying, angry, annoyed, sad

Another successful joke in the work group chat

It took 5 years of living in Texas for me to not get angry when I hear country music

Now I just get annoyed

Trying my hardest to convince the discount tire employee that no matter how many times he asks or how many tires he shows me, I'm here just to get a flat fixed and can't afford anything even if I wanted to

The Onn Android TV box from Walmart is $20 and works amazingly for this

Fluffy cat Philo

Funny cat sofi

Philo Sofi
Philosophy