Maybe Russia is onto the fact that our allies give the Pedophile in Chief false information.
23.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@ma1986a.bsky.social
6th grade. Berks County Spelling Bee. I was the only Whitfield Elementary student to get on that bus in the middle of the day to go to Cornwall Terrace or wherever. And then I was the 2nd kid out. On something dum like “potatoe”.
Maybe Russia is onto the fact that our allies give the Pedophile in Chief false information.
23.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I miss NYC but could not be more excited to finally be able to watch @mets.com games. Living in a house without the shared walls of a condo will be a new experience too. Oh the cursing! If it's same ol' Mets, this house will sound like Good Will Hunting. My poor neighbors. #LGM #LFGM
23.02.2026 01:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pay off Esteban in unmarked bills.
jk I'm broke.
It's going to be earth-rattling when they "find" his tax returns and match them to Epstein's finances.
22.02.2026 07:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This one felt like an accomplishment...
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Did he shave?
22.02.2026 06:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 056 bayes theorem wins in a row. Statistically ridiculous. Was it systemic?
22.02.2026 06:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yah, UNLV might be able to relate.
22.02.2026 00:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Maybe your remote is under the couch cushion?
21.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In honor of Phil Collins' (hopeful) "innocence"...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJF4...
Good news!
21.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou...
Thank you.
It's just. 2026 and all.
Thank you.
I nominate Trump.
21.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't forget the part where he nukes Iran.
21.02.2026 06:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Phil Collins.
I am holding onto hope that he was just mentioned as a possible musical guest. Holding on by my cuticles.
So if another (British) (or Canadian) country investigates and releases a plurality of #EpsteinFiles as a distraction for an imbecile who wants to start a war(!) with Iran(!) over something Obama had fixed and then aforementioned imbecile claimed he "completely obliterated"... I mean win/win right?
21.02.2026 05:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lawyers are expensive.
20.02.2026 06:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I went to Amazon for a thing, saw the name of a company selling said thing and bought thing from thing's website.
I am Spartacus.
Those are the only reporters they let in, innit?
19.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No one has asked for this but I know that's just because y'all are just being respectful of my emotional space. So for the masses clamoring (in absolute silence) to see the first Superbowl ad I acted in, it's this one. Me and Brad. Mostly Brad.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8qB...
It's been said before. By Michael Vick.
19.02.2026 14:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think it's up to Iran at this point.
19.02.2026 14:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m trying to find this bet on Sportsbook but no one will bite. So… prediction:
He will drop a nuclear bomb on Iran to stop them from posting a video of him doing atrocious things. Lotsa people will die and they will release the video anyway.
I would parlay this with Arizona winning the NCAAs.
Anyone else concerned about what he'll do during the lame duck period after the 11/2028 election? Can he EO a purge?
19.02.2026 13:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The biggest stroke. The doctor never even cried as a baby but he couldn't hold the tears back for POTUS's yumongous record-setting stroke.
19.02.2026 02:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Leave pics of victims on their seats. Make sure someone is filming the lackeys who remove them.
18.02.2026 21:07 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please let us know who would have been a better viable choice in 2008 or 2012. Extra points if you can answer without the word “drone”.
17.02.2026 01:15 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I feel so bad I would vote for him a third time. Or three times for Michelle.
16.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 36 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1Like 2/3rds of Bob Dylan’s catalog.
16.02.2026 21:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0