Audrey Callerstrom

What would it look like if you combined Towelie from SOUTH PARK with Catrat from GABBY’S DOLLHOUSE?
Who needs AI when you have colored pencils

CAUGHT STEALING is a horror movie. I watched this with my palms against my jaw. Brutal and violent, an absolute nightmare at every turn. It's well shot and executed and Butler carries it remarkably well, but I need a comforting chaser show to watch before I can fall asleep tonight.

CAUGHT STEALING answers the question: what if instead of walking into Cheers one day, Sam Malone walked into Hell

Presenting CARJITSU, jiu jitsu in a car where the guys fight and they can use parts of the car. I really thought they were trying to fuh until I realized it was ESPN

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Best part of MICKEY 17 was when I met my friend she gave me a hat she knitted for me. It’s a really nice hat

If men are sposta look better w age how comes Johnny Depp looks like my mom’s laundry basket of old handbags

Cashier at Abercrombie complimented my JENNIFER’S BODY shirt

One time a 15 year old starting talking about the misfits and I nearly flipped the table in excitement

I don’t watch Severance (kid goes to bed, I go to bed) so when you’re talking about an outie I see a freakazoid belly button

Sonic 3 is on Paramount Plus for you to watch! If you don't enjoy it go to hell

White Lotus was so excruciating, just an absolute shite mess, doing 4-7-8 breaths and reminding myself he wrote Chuck and Buck

Something that includes all the scents of a breakfast buffet

Saw an ad that was like “this looks like a heart of chocolate candy, but you open it and actually it has earrings” if anyone gave that to me they would die in the most gruesome way

Oh hell naw I don’t want my period when I have shingles, I CANNOT be having “pringles”

Need a website that is in size 18 Times New Roman and tells me if the band I wanna see is stopping in MN on their tour. Don’t make me read that tiny ass font!

They say with shingles "your blisters will start to ooze." ew! What am I, the Toxic Avenger?

I got suspended for saying “I’ll show her” in a poem about a teacher who didn’t like my writing. Cried a lot. Very traumatic!

Shut the fuck up! I didn’t hear about FOW

Beavis and Butthead have good hearts. I want what’s best for them

Nothing says “this movie is from the early 2000s” more than people calling each other “beeyotch”

Credit card is like 'you get cash back on cruises and hair and nail salon services!' what am I, a mob wife

i have foundation on and I have shingles, does that mean I’m a house???? HAHAHAHA. Bc foundation is makeup but also a construction term

Bc I have foundation on and I have shingles, does that mean I’m part house???? HAHAHAHA. Bc foundation is makeup but also a construction term

I know, right? I’m just a teen

I have shingles

I wanna see this but I hate AMC theaters!

Feckin rad!

Driving while my daughter is asking for LOL dolls

Opening this website or any other website in 2025

I nodded off a little at guitar practice which shows my lifelong commitment to sleeping during school