Slam

Shit like Abbott's 100% tariff thing and this are proof to me that people are incapable of hearing how insane they sound

Ah yes, the notorious liberal strongholds of... *checks notes* Texas school boards

To put this into other gaming terms, playing TotK first would be like playing AC Brotherhood without playing AC II.

Concur on all counts, playing BotW first is an absolute must (and it's a damn masterpiece)

It’s like they wake up every day and ask themselves “how can we make this place look even cheaper and tackier and less historic?”

Sure seems to be a lot of pants-shitting going on when supposedly the only reason they lost was him not being on the ballot

Sharing your deepest darkest supervillain mutterings with a tech company is true psycho shit

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

These elections really should be easy Republican wins since Trump said his approval ratings are at record highs, prices are down, he’s ended 29 wars, there is no inflation, nobody likes Democrats, and everything is better than it has ever been before.

This is how a real President is supposed to act

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

It's honestly kinda amazing just how much people whose entire personality is "raging asshole" gravitate to each other

They've got a $7 meal deal that's a personal pan pizza and a side. We usually get the fries because the fries are legit amazing. Battered and fried, super crispy outside and fluffy inside.

What's funny is that they've been improving the ingredients/menu and they've secretly been the best of the big 3 for the last 2-3 years.

But their advertising arm has sucked.

We didn‘t have good social media when Cheney shot his friend in the face. We just had to walk around saying, “Hey … Dick Cheney shot a guy.”

because 8 people would be watching

As always - every. single. accusation. is. projection.

It infuriates me to no end that Texas gets away with wording ballot measures as opaquely and as misrepresentative as possible

Ex. by state law, our school district has to label the bond measure as a tax increase even though it's not, it's a reallocation of the tax they already collect.

while we're clarifying things, I too have a body that looks like it was built by Natty

BIG MAN APPRECIATION

YOU DON'T HAVE TO STOP AT ONE, LET TODAY BE THE DAY

I feel like watching something trashy

Buffalo chicken loaded potatoes >≥>>

Omg I missed this last night 🥰

They’ve all gone mad.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott: “After the polls close tomorrow night, I will impose a 100% tariff on anyone moving to Texas from NYC.”

It's 100% real

County Commissioner #4 gonna win in an unheard of landslide 🫡