Slam

What's the difference between a whore house and a hooker shed?

Property taxes

Also, if I really dragged my grill all the way to the fucking high school to cook *24* hot dogs I am going to be LIVID

Currently 120lbs of ice in with trying to get these drinks cold and maybe we would just stop planning things for summer

I'm not using shit coolers, either. 2 RTIC 65s, a Yeti Tundra and a Yeti Roadie 32 and this weather is absolutely whipping their ass

We're truly blessed

Yes plz

It is not helping that they owe my wife a shitload of money and a month after receiving the contracting invoice they still have not paid her

Truth be told, I'm pretty much done with A&M in its entirety. Don't enjoy the athletics, thoroughly disgusted with the way the university is run, etc...

a bald man says " i love it " in front of his eyes ALT: a bald man says " i love it " in front of his eyes

I have reached a level of sports apathy I didn't even know existed. Someone asked me who A&M's quarterback is and I don't know.

And even more insane, I can't name a single player on the roster. This roster may as well be Elko and an EA Sports randomizer to me

A photograph of Suleiman al-Obeid, former captain of the Pakestinian national football team, killed by the IDF as he was queuing for food.

I admire Mo Salah's restraint.

"Farewell". Really?

Suleiman al-Obeid was killed by the IDF as he was queuing for food in Gaza. Say it, you cowards.

beautiful bird and a good backstory

Like, I've never been more utterly crushed and pissed off by a win. I felt so bad that this league just hangs kids out to dry like this.

They are not ready for full kid pitch from a 50ft mound with MLB rules at 10 years old and it's fucking bullshit. As a coach, there's nothing you can do

Excalibur Brewing on 1488 has a good wheat beer. Next time you're in the area let me know and I'll buy you one

10U playoff championship game, other team had a 6 run lead and they walked in 7 runs

Kid was literally bawling on the mound as he walked in the final 2 runs

This one was new to me and it's a 100% yes, will drink again

Haven't had yours before, but sounds good

It is Friday, after all

LMAO

this mfer had no problem with rent control (or stabilized) when he was governor but we've officially reached the "throw shit at the wall cuz I'm desperate" stage

Oh interesting. So many of these places the shirts fit crazy

I've been saying it for years (and in this case I truly hate saying it), but Texas runs itself like a 3rd world country while pretending it's not

The Pontiac Aztec lasted longer than the confederacy

I need a frame of reference here cuz I have no clue what their sizing is like.

What size did you order?

someone stop me from ordering this shirt cuz my wife is gonna kill me 😅

noooooooooo

Dude no fucking way did they actually reach into my wildest fever dream and design the perfect shirt

Ok gonna need a live-skeet of the reactions

Disappointment, mostly

That might be the most insane golf stat I've heard

I get it

I've had some truly horrific IPAs 😂

Disco lasted longer than the Confederacy and these fuckwads are still whining about it 150 years later

I'm ngl, I've discovered I love hazies

I'll drink most styles though