Beth is three Beths in a trenchcoat

Breaking News: The Supreme Court denied a request to consider overturning its landmark decision to legalize same-sex marriage a decade ago. nyti.ms/3Ju2Ayd

A panel from Watchmen no. 4. Art by Dave Gibbons, script by Alan Moore

Happy Circulatory System Walking Through the Kitchen Day! Don’t forget to smash your clocks!

Eeeeee it's you!! Happy birthday 😌👌

heading on the Wikipedia page about the Plagues of Egypt, titled "list of the disasters"

therapist: so, tell me a bit about what brings you here

me:

Fozzie Bear in the cover of Jaws by Peter Benchley.

🥺

Here's the original for those of you who speak British Common Frog

Snuffleupagus on the cover of Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton.

muppetized book covers: thread

Just caught the latest SNW and loved it and also I have decided I'm the Tiny Vulcan Patton Oswalt of butches. I will not be taking questions at this time.

I knew there was a reason to log in here today 🥹👌

a blurry picture of a leopard print cat laying on a bed . ALT: a blurry picture of a leopard print cat laying on a bed .

PET. LAMB.

The worm isn't the spice, the worm brings the spice.

behold: a woman

[trying to fill the silence on a first date]

so you got a favorite type of bean?

OMFG yes they do!!!

Oh pet lamb 🤣

Me, earlier, testing my new Tascam recorder.

Back to putting the bedside fan on at night. I hate this. I don't want summer over but it's not helping my mental health any rn. Grr.

UK users when the website asks them where they're posting from today.

Nice to see you're still as hilarious as ever 😌😌😌

Omg I've been absent from this app for ages and this is what I come back to??? Perfection

i mean i would have shot robocop in the eye slit of his helmet but i’m just a girl.

I need a guitarist and bass player immediately and they have to be named Trudy Horrible and Holly Unacceptable

I feel this yep

oh buddy that's rough. glad you're otherwise ok, are you getting the help you need?

been a while. how y'all doing?

hey hey hey look at you, man! 💕

Ah, yes. Donakd J. Trump, the 45th President of the United States.