Keeper of Portland

It's great to be a Florida gator!!! 🟠🔵🐊

Seeing Marco Rubio in all of these overseas meetings... Looking like his mom couldn't get a babysitter and now he's on a booster seat in the corner

Obviously scientology is using the LA fires to recruit. If you're surprised, well then you don't know scientology

Ironically I was watching his November update videos on YouTube (for the first time) when I got the notif from the underground bunker. Fly high, Mike. It's impossible to put your impact into words. 🕊️💙 What a superhero.

RIP Mike Rinder 💔🥺

If you’re leaving home for the holidays, don’t forget to put a hold on your mail!

Thank you for your unreal footwork and dedication for years on this story. Always been a fan of your work 💙

I wonder if it ever bums rage against the machine out that 90% of their listenership thinks their songs are about how guys who own parking lots or whatever shouldn't have to pay taxes

No one loves hearing cuomo talk more than cuomo. He stays spewing shit takes.

I'm sorry to disappoint you (again) mom but I, too, am team *Assassin is a Hottie*

It's almost like the party who accuses everyone else of being sinners are the biggest sinners of all. What's there to hide, almighty god-fearing republicans? Hmm?

There's a million and one things going on in this country and the greater Idaho movement thinks they are important enough to secede from being eastern Oregon cities. Yeah ok.

i am so excited for the first true cyber truck winter. every single one of those bad boys is getting frozen and breaking in some way. i cannot wait to see a 4ft wiper try to plow 8” of snow off a windshield. i cannot wait

Yes 2011. Fridays didn't exist before then. I was there

Because it *is* true! Weeks used to be 6 days until Rebecca Black blessed us with Friday

Absolutely

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LOL huge dub for the nation and especially Northwest Florida as creepy, ugly, loser matt gaetz resigned from Congress then withdrew his AG nom

Wait did you come bc of reddit

a girl is smiling with the words yesterday was thursday behind her Alt: a girl is smiling with the words yesterday was thursday behind her

In honor of tradition, it's the day of rebecca black

@jarnholz.bsky.social yay!! Happy you're here

Welcome to my new humble abode