Dr. Professor Joe, Ph.D.

you're not allowed to say "Elon Musk has hanged himself" on here. I just found that out recently after someone I'm somewhat familiar with posted it and became instantly suspended for 3 days. I don't know why you can't say "Elon Musk has hanged himself". It's not true for now but maybe it will be ?

I've never met someone who doesn't like the N64 who seems happy

watched this for the first time a week ago and this line struck me because it's a savvy idea on paper but one that doesn't make much practical sense

dealing 10000 damage to 100000 miserable freaks. using my Ability

it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

Post-fight screenshot from Final Fantasy II: "Josef 🤛Hands leveled up!"

this is a warning to any motherfuckers looking to step up

But who’s going to host Pedophile Fridays now? Sigh… I guess it’ll have to be another one of the pedophiles she hired. Oh what’s even the point.

lol. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HXPY8S/

There is an actual argument that this curse actually worked.

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

my entire adult life has been soundtracked by the ambient bipartisan hum calling for someone to "run the country like a business" as if this sort of thing is somehow virtuous and preferable to literally any alternative

I wouldn't be a Billionaire for long, but the world would have a new Chrono Trigger game.

"rich guy buys your practice" gave us the renaissance once, but now it's the most surefire, rock-solid indicator that you're about to lose your job

Bezos has the resources to make WaPo into the BEST sports outlet and BEST science outlet and BEST place to get trusted news without feeling any sort of negative financial impact but is happy to turn it into Quillette because he’s lost whatever creative spark he had and turned into a vapid dullard

if you're a magic fan, you can forget about that "ball go in hoop" bit

penguin random house is what a scene kid in 2009 would name a publishing house if you asked her

well this is what I get for making a quip about okc losing a few days back. someday I will enjoy basketball in stoic silence at all times, and you'll all know because every team will go 41-41.

man it gets fuckin old when my team is every other struggling team's get-right game

Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson Go to hell you woke Virtue-signaling race-baiting Anti-science postmodern neo-Marxist Clickbait disseminating Bastards Pop Base @PopBase • 12h Today is Elmo's birthday. He turns 3½ years old every year.

It's Elmo's birthday

important update: the ai scam bot that calls me 9 times a day and leaves identical voice messages has changed its fake name to "penelope penguin"

their argument is literally just dictionary definitions. "gestapo was what they called the german secret police in the 1930s. this is not germany or the 1900s. so ergo therefore ipso facto"

all the talk about this game has my 39-year-359-day-old ass wanting to go back to being 18 for a few hours

considering printing stickers of the JK/epstein emails to plaster on all the harry potter audiobook ads on the subway. couldn’t hurt

Some cattle on a Dartmoor country lane, having a snack before embarking on the long journey to Todmorden in West Yorkshire, which one of them had heard was nice.

The same cattle further on the lane, including Carol at the rear, who is already having misgivings and missing home

People in cities think nothing dramatic ever happens in villages but that’s not true. In our village the summer before last the cattle pushed over a fence and escaped from John and Rita’s field and lots of people still talk about it to this day and some of those people don’t even live in the village

Screenshot of the Metacritic score for the Melania movie. The movie still shows her looking serious, and it's surrounded in red because of the bad reviews: Metascore 6 (out of 100 btw) Overwhelming Dislike Based on 14 Critic Reviews

this is an astounding achievement. the worst movie you've ever seen has like a 30 on metacritic (unless you've seen melania)

lots of you are out there "presenting this without comment" and then commenting on it. and look, I usually agree with you. but I'm here to tell you you're allowed to skip the part where you say it's without comment, especially if you then plan to comment on it.

sick of the negative self talk. call him good bunny now.

woke 2 was fine but I'm over here in woke 3. white people are cool again as long as they're at least 3 generations removed from the following countries:

When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up

"he looks so unthankful" type shit