Pritzker: "It's unconscionable. This has never happened before. They're calling out troops onto the streets of a state that doesn't want them and they're not even telling us where they're gonna go, what they're gonna do. This hasn't happened I don't think since the Civil War."

American taxpayers are paying people to post Bible verses on a US government account.

92.

if wrestling is fake explain this 🤼

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice. Except it doesn’t bend on its own—it bends because we pull it in the direction of justice. What keeps me hopeful during times like these is being surrounded by people who are doing just that.

Oregon AG Dan Rayfield: "California, DC, Memphis, potentially Illinois, now Oregon - this normalization that you can use the US military in our cities. That is un-American & every place that it happens, you will see Democratic attorneys general standing up, drawing a line in the sand & saying, 'No'"

Let's get started 🪓

Thank you for your service

Timeline cleanser 🐈

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Jimmy Kimmel Returns: ABC Ends Suspension Starting Tuesday Jimmy Kimmel will return to late night on Tuesday

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that."

Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

North Korean Pink Lady propaganda. It's not fine.

Everything's fine.

an elegant weapon for a more civilized age

This speech is now an Emmy winner.

rightwingers driving around pissing themselves off that businesses don’t have their flags at half mast is maybe one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

My Spanish is better than I realised

A Bluesky appeal for suspension. The reason for appeal is a line from Mean Girls: I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, would be too pleased to hear about this

the one trick mods don’t want you to know

I'm joker🃏

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it’s wild that a large majority of the people put on this website are people quoting charlies own words, or are nervous about what the right will do. the very first person you see on here is @rachelgilmore.bsky.social saying she is nervous about the rights over reaction. absolute rightwing hysteria

the groypers sure seem to think Charlie Kirk was killed by a groyper

The world will soon understand that nothing can stop the release of #TheEPSTEINPedoFiles.

Charlie Kirk warns that Haitian migrants "will become your masters" if Trump loses the election

Last September Charlie Kirk claimed that Haitian immigrants in Huntsville were "raping your women and hunting you down at night." He said that rural Alabamians faced a future in which Haitian immigrants "will become your masters." www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

It’s almost like there’s a pattern we should watch for more carefully.

>opium crisis
>disastrous attempts to cut down imports
>unrest in the provinces
>insane christians attempt takeover
>paper tiger superpower constantly facing humiliation

welcome back qing era china!

Star Trek The Original Series scene. Spock is outdoors in a green grassy but blurry kind of background. He's up close, making a face like he's mid-decision or maybe on the verge of a sneeze. Closed caption reads, "Logically, you should all be dead."

Trump: "Chicago about to find out why it's called the Department of WAR"

This is frankly one of the worst things Donald Trump has ever posted, which is really saying something

it wasn't dumb enough