travis

have to stop myself from professing love to the customer at work that looks exactly like francois arnaud

how tall is beyoncé just saw her in a big hat and now i’m confused

educating my parents via a gay guy music video night merry december 26th

St Matthäus’s Church and Civic Centre - Gottfried Böhm / Düsseldorf r/brutalism

i collect lamps for tables i might buy for homes i’ll never have and i will not be stopped

gay couples love sponsored content it’s their favorite activity

beginning each meal with the obligatory gay guy prayer of robyn’s dancing on my own

oh okay

what am i watching lately? mostly the 13 year old video of taran killam recreating the call your girlfriend music video shot for shot in an snl office while bobby moynihan flickers the lights why what are you watching

@bsky.app loves to let me watch exactly 54 seconds of a video before never loading the rest of the video ever again it’s now gone forever actually

don’t get me wrong i’m no expert but like economy bad yeah

so like the “economy” is going to “collapse” soon right

no music at my deathbed i have to die in silence i get so pissed off when i can’t finish a song

listening to west end girl front to back for like the 9th time already

new lily allen album is so good omg also david harbour can rot

perpetually trying to find the remix of Use Somebody and Same Old Song from the 2009 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

what do you mean you can pet a dog and not take a sick day after…. i pet one dog and stop breathing for two days

@spiked spindrift Nooo don’t discontinue yourself your so sexy aha

customers tell me i’m always so nice yeah i’m faking it

where do you keep your 14 foot skeleton for the other 11 months of the year just wondering

this is obviously the only proper way to store recipes

i’d rather eat glass than use linkedin

*on a first date* what do your parents do for your living

currently being gaslit by my washing machine timer

are you jacked because you’re gay or because you’re racist or both

coming out as a ghoster lol no response is itself a response! that message will rot in my inbox indefinitely

should i grow a mustache or are the straight women i work with gaslighting me please help

should i grow out the mustache y/n

tonight’s walk is sponsored by three hard seltzers and carly rae jepsen’s Emotion (Deluxe Expanded Edition)

why does spotify shuffle playlists even when shuffle is off… i’m begging you just play them in order please