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There was a second shitter.

Dude flat out says they were acting like an occupying army and then is surprised they weren’t greeted as liberators.

It’s kind of beautiful how he’ll have another child that can experience the gutter racism he’s embraced.

I wish these people could be banned from using the word “kinetic”.

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

Is this like a mass suicide party?

7. Troublemaker, by El Lissitzky, 1913

Ice has shot priests in the face with tear gas and rubber bullets.

Yeah, Kissinger has one. It’s a worthless award, but Obama has one, so there you go.

Law school turned out to be waste of money.

ICE keeps saying the people protesting it are being paid without any evidence, but we have receipts showing that the people *defending* ICE are absolutely being paid.

And yet we only hear lies about the former on cable news.

Trump Admin Went Easy On A Red State After Punishing Blue States For The Same Exact Thing Mississippi caught a break on an embezzlement scandal that funneled money to Brett Favre and others.

The Trump admin, which says it was investigating fraud in Democratic-led states, quietly shelved a massive welfare fraud investigation in Mississippi involving public funds funneled to Brett Favre and others

RFK Jr encourages you to drink this.

Tammany Hall would be proud.

Shooting protesters in Iran is barbaric and tyrannical. Shooting protesters here in the United States is patriotic and brave.

They’re Loyalists, not Patriots.

The anti government militias were never anti government, they just hate Black people.

If a federal agent tries to assault you, just scream "JOE BIDEN STOLE THE 2020 ELECTION"

It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.

I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.

Officer 1: “Get out of the car!”
<simultaneously>
Officer 2: “Get out of here!”

The confusion is not surprising. The shooting officer had his phone out too.

This deserves a clear and fair investigation

I sincerely appreciated how they were never in last night’s game and lost before 11 pm eastern.

Niners have won games in Green Bay in zero degrees. The weather won’t be why they lose.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

LoL. Lane Kiffin and integrity.

Hey man, some of us NYU folk are from Cali, we are familiar with spice.

I can think of one story I’d like Andy Cohen to break.