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The road to fascism is paved with bitches telling you “it’s not that serious”

Stolen from FB...

Hey, I wonder if there's any economic news today. I'll check out the website of America's biggest news network--Fox! Phew. Nothing's up! Biggest news in US today is a very nice Christian woman was slapped for no reason after sticking a camera in a stranger's face & calling her a baby killer.

Mark Kelly: "This is not surprising. Here's a guy who told Americans to inject bleach into their bodies, who sent a mob to Capitol Hill. And now I think it's fair to say he stands out as singlehandedly destroying more wealth with his bad decisions than anybody else who has ever lived on this planet"

flippers up

Endemic black faced sheathbill looking down on penguin masses on Heard Island

Sen. Peter Squelch (Black Faced Shealthbill party) addressing congress today. He is attempting to champion a resolution to sell penguin eggs in return for tariff renegotiation. So far, he’s received cold shoulders and some Senators who’ve even flipped the bird, in a typically polite Ice House.

Things Democratic Senators could do that would be useful:

- Withdraw unanimous consent from all Senate business until constitutional rule was restored

- Refuse to vote for any legislation until constitutional rule was restored

- Boycott as a caucus until constitutional rule was restored

Good morning. If you have an April fool’s joke planned, stop it.

You know what? Give Miyazaki a katana and a week to hunt these people down.

Yes, tariffs are a tax, but people don't mention often enough that they are a regressive tax. Taxes on consumer goods tax the poor at a higher rate, as basic necessities are a much larger part of their spending.

If food goes up by 20%, it is a tax on the poor. Rich people won't even notice.

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It's always deeply appreciated when you see something that makes you think, "I've genuinely never seen anything that even reminds me of this." youtu.be/vDxYQd51Xuk?...

Sorry I gave you good advice and you found out it was lyrics to November Rain

a sign of a healthy and functioning democracy is that i'm getting emails from my kids' schools assuring me that the teachers are dedicated to protecting my children against the federal government

just getting around to that NY Magazine article

There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month

Mac from its always sunny as the US government: Why are you downloading an even more Chinese app after I banned the last one. Dennis' as Americans: BECAUSE WE HATE YOU.

Carrie Underwood - a singer best known for a song about leaving a man who cheated on her - is performing at the inauguration of a man who cheated on his wife with a porn star a week after she gave birth to their child. Make it make sense.

Conclave but it's about the Oscar voting process and trying to prevent Emilia Perez from getting elected Best Picture

We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family

You can get through anything by reminding yourself you can read when it’s over.

The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.

I wake up in the morning. I sit at my computer. The internet screams at me that the world is on fire. I am overwhelmed by the deluge of bad news and faceplant in front of the computer.

I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase

Carrie Underwood has gone from singing disapprovingly about an unfaithful man to singing approvingly *to* an unfaithful man.