casper 👻🏒🍄

LMAO things got fucking crazy in one week why is no one normal. One of the RP accounts posted some weird antisemitic shit and had to deactivate LIKE WHAT????

i love you SO MUCH i miss you pookie

Meanwhile, on twitter, I have joined the RRers as the Ottawa Centaurs twit account

Join us for our Black History Celebration tonight at @climatepledgearena.com!

🆚 @bostonfleet.com
🕖 7PM
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robin is a 10/10 performer too!! 💙

yeah californians haaaaate him!!!!

IF i find the video, i do not remember it being recorded. but if i do, yes of course!!!!

yes!! I hosted a drag show in LA a few years ago and one of our performers did exactly this, the issue may be trying to find footage. I’ll reach out to them 💙

They share a laugh, and then Shane does something completely insane. Right in front of Ilya and his team. He drinks from his water bottle, sprays it on his face, and spits out the rest onto the ice. When Shane looks back up, there is a wide-eyed, blushing Russian staring at him like he's a five-course meal. "Everything okay?" That same half-smile, the uptick at the corner of Shane's mouth, tells Ilya he knows exactly where his mind is going. "Yeah," Ilya clears his throat. "Yeah, of course. You are just really smelly, so." "Smelly?" "Yeah, you stink," Ilya scrunches his nose and then leans in to whisper. "Like sex." Shane scoffs. "You wish." "I do," Ilya nods, eyes locking with Shane's. "You do that a lot, by the way. During games." Teasing and light, Shane asks, "Drink my Water?" "Spit." It's firm in the way llya holds Shane's gaze, iron-clad and wanting.

i be writing (-:

yes its still the dame song doacjwifjen enjoy!

New chapter and a new title!

Chapter 3 of “Once Upon a Pair of Wheels” is up 🤭

archiveofourown.org/works/77297126

Shane Priv, throughout the night: So we’re just letting any asshole walk in and take my 1st overall spot then?? Fucking seriously??? (Replies) he won’t stop staring at me what the fuck is this guys problem [image of Kirby with a knife] (Replies) first the Prospect and now THIS???????????????? This is my nightmare!!!!!!!!!!

Ilya Priv: [grubby hands patrick] Svetlana Priv reply: what are you planning 🤨 Ilya reply: notbing 🙄 america is boring. making my own fun

Shane Priv at 12:36 AM: FUCK THIS!!! I am hitting the gym

🏒 09.2 🏒

Ilya main: “happy 2 sign w @Boston_Raiders 1st overall 🏒😘”

Shane Main: Ecstatic to be part of the most legendary franchise in hockey history @MontrealMetros 🏒🇨🇦 Je suis ravi de faire partie de la franchise la plus légendaire de l'histoire du hockey 🏒🇨🇦 (same thing but in French lol)

🏒 09.1 🏒

Buying a home is over 150% more expensive than it was in 2019.

Home ownership is now inaccessible for about 75% of U.S. households that aspire to buy a house, according to the National Association of Home Builders.

I just think every dude had this song on their workout playlist in 2008 ykwim

look at them!!!!!!!

THE CUTEST

i adore youuu

i adore youuu

listen—

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hey! casper! post the fic link you moron!

archiveofourown.org/works/77297126

If you recognize the title no you do not. It is not my fault simon & garfunkel knocked it out of the park with this banger and i will keep using it for fic titles until i die

with that, i am trying to find a good alternative name so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“I wonder how your engines feel” 🔞🚗🔨🏒

E rated, 2/9 chapters up as of posting.

Shane Hollander, captain for the Montreal Metros, needs his car fixed. Ilya Rozanov, mechanic and inheritor of his father’s shop, can help.

YESSSSSS

2009

🏒 2009 🏒

(Shane’s private) well that went fucking fantastic [image attached is a frame from Golden Girls where Sophia says “Will you do me one favor on your way out? Will you back over me with the car?”]

(Ilya’s private) finally get out of fucking REGINA [image attached is a weather forecast with “party” nonstop]

🏒 08.6 🏒