Tony "My team is better than yours" Losoya

Hey the Padres won

Campy got a hit!

...well he got hit

Austin Adams

some of the olympic women including maddie mastro have been reposting this if you’re curious about the vibe in response to the US men’s little display

What you'll get is a NYT article like "I was one of the lawyers who scrubbed Trump's name from the sex crime files. What I saw shocked me" and it'll publish a month after Trump dies

“Going forward, Matt will scrub the specific area with soap while showering, and not merely just let the water run down it”

I'd sue tbh

Waldron going on the IL with an infection in his butt

Padres players going down with butt infections is possibly the most Padres thing I've ever heard

The american way

Master Chief in the next Smash Bros confirmed

And a valuable lesson was learned. Next time, eat a slice that's half the size

Thank you!

The best birthday present right there, hopefully the Padres are next

I had too big of a slice of cake tonight, this may finally be the end. It was good though

Just wear a Musgrove jersey when you go, they'll love you for it

Hey the Padres won

Andujar cares

A $5 park in the park ticket would be clutch here

I've already seen enough of Sears

Moms for Liberty ceremony

Moms For Liberty named RJ May the South Carolina Legislator of the Year for 2023 for his efforts to protect children from the evils of the LGBTQ community.

He was just sentenced to 17.5 years in federal prison followed by 30 years of supervised probation for distributing child pornography.

If the Padres lose today then it means they hate me.

...which honestly with how much shit I talk about them is fair.

but still, just win today

Right, saying essentially "boys will be boys!" and just accepting it is some BS

Also that's like incredibly insulting

Thank you

The universe has gifted me a new Evangelion series announcement on my birthday. I have been blessed

Scientists actually created a device called Kissenger that lets people physically "kiss" each other through their phones, transmitting real lip pressure across the internet in real time.

feel like they might want to rethink the name

Man they really changed up the Padres team store, it's very fancy

So Savannah Guthrie had to cancel travelling to Italy to cover the Olympics for NBC because of her mom’s kidnapping and the director of the FBI, who hasn’t solved the case, went to Italy to party with the U.S. hockey team. Concerning!