That Fake Lego Thing From The Island Of Misfit Toys

Your interpretation is stupid. The problem is the Republicans and their continued misinterpretation of Democratic good faith as weakness.

Scenes from an unfree city:

Well, until these people are afraid to wear a uniform and do their jobs, it IS a strong enough regime.

Fuck yeah!

Isn't this the cunt always challenging people to fights during Senate hearings?

NEW: Gavin Newsom announces a "HISTORIC" event this Thursday

YouTube video by R Marc Maron, Hero Of Our Time.

I have really really enjoyed watching @marcmaron.bsky.social dismantle the fashy apologist Rogan bro comedy omniverse on his new special podcast tour

Oh, dear... the fearful white lady who thinks she speaks for us all.

WHERE IS ALL THE CRIME, MAGGIE?

I've never seen someone so eager to be asked to show her papers every other block.

It makes me laugh to see someone refer to Robert Bork as brilliant.

No, he wasn't. He was partisan trash whose only real contribution was in antitrust law.

I'm reading too much into this or is he actually saying my marriage only exists so I can feel like a part of heteronormative society?

“Hopefully it’s part of a broader plan to wind down the internet entirely.” Michael Shim, Systems Analyst

AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet
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Blue State Governors... this is the trial balloon.

Why bother when we already have the best parts?

There's nothing to save.

just saw a self-attested “polisci” major say that she won’t compromise on a candidate when necessary to get some but not all of what she wants

some degree programs need to give fuckin’ refunds.

Why do people insist there is a way to preserve the whole?

would love to know how much this is all costing us and what budget is allocated to it

THE WITNESS: I said, "Yes." But I'm also not going to be gaslit by a Democrat lawyer who represents fake news media and has given political donations to Democrats. I've checked the FEC records because I am an investigative journalist, and I know that you donated to the DCC. You donate to ActBlue. And you represent Trump haters, who have had to settle with President Trump because they are purveyors of fake news, so I'm not going to be gaslit by you. I'll answer your questions, but I'm not going to be gaslit -- MS. BOLGER: Ms. Loomer -- THE WITNESS: -- by a Democrat lawyer -- MS. BOLGER: You don't get to yell at me THE WITNESS: I'm not -- I'm not -- MS. BOLGER: -- and you don't get to make this personal -- THE WITNESS: - I'm not yelling at you -- MS. BOLGER: -- because that's pathetic.

Laura Loomer deposition leaked for her suit against Bill Maher and it’s extremely funny. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

For the record, our division commander BANNED things called “presence patrols” in Iraq.

“If you don’t have a specific task & purpose, your ‘presence’ doesn’t do anything.”

National Guard stating they are now doing presence patrols in DC.

A complete waste of soldier’s time & effort.

Fuuuuck

This is THA BEST!

Fun game my husband and I have been playing for years... When someone says 'Shaw' you scream out "WE WERE WRONG. WE WERE SO WRONG!"

Kim Davis going from "my religious beliefs demand that I don't facilitate a same-sex marriages" to "my religious beliefs demand that there are NO same-sex marriages anywhere" *should* make Democrats realize there is no "sincere" compromise with bigots on trans issues.

Doesn't this meet the definition of kidnapping? HE prevented her from moving?

She needs to sue the FUCK out of BWW

She's going to be working on staffing the special parts of Mar-a-Lago...

If you're good with an ethical bypass, go take some of Bari Weiss's money.

I would. Cash those checks and then write a book about the experience!

@katieporteroc.bsky.social OMG please hire Newsom's SM staff!!!

Pete Buttigieg going to town on a cinnamon bun, you can almost hear the glomglomglom

What is the most rat-like way to eat a cinnamon bun?

Pete Buttigieg: I think that that's a profound question

Mike Judge warned us. HE FUCKING WARNED US!!!!!

This is so offensive to Rush Limbaugh who received this during Trump's first term and didn't receive it for being beaten up a high school freshman.

He won it for his stupid pigfuck radio show. Lil'Balls Bitchboy doesn't even have a podcast, he just mouthed off to the wrong kids.

Not to be a counterrevolutionary neoliberal electoralist or whatever but I lowkey kinda just wish people voted for those two shitty women.