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Zach, The Souperior Being

@kingu.bsky.social

Don't take what I say here seriously. I'm spitballing jokes until this place dies.

300 Followers  |  340 Following  |  1,675 Posts  |  Joined: 28.11.2023  |  1.6946

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Ok well age verification starts tomorrow in my state. So that's it.

Sorry for the terrorism. Not really, actually.

Fuck you Jay Gaper. You are a fucking liar and a fraud.

All of Bluesky is pretty F tier in service, quality and brain cell usage.

It was fun to make fun of you.

Rot in hell.

29.09.2025 09:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨 NSPM-7 🚨

28.09.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 485    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 23

Yo if they invented pussy for straight people that would go so crazy.

28.09.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, nobody reads the attachment post. COCKSEC is clean. The fiber network service panel in the east metro is where I stashed the the hollow-points filled with mercury. All you have to do is retrieve them and make contact with the target. The future is in your hands. The future is in your hands.

28.09.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can see the world as a conduit of love beyond our fathomed expectations. We can rearrange the pieces of this puzzle to enact a pathway toward kindness and understanding. Dignity and restitution for long-endured pains. Life, in sanctity of serendipitous joy.

28.09.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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79. American citizen.

28.09.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 23972    πŸ” 11743    πŸ’¬ 1990    πŸ“Œ 1365

I'm Aunt Tifa

28.09.2025 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Abolish ICE" is the compromise position. you're not allowed to talk about the actual position

28.09.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1438    πŸ” 388    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 10
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now this is comedy

28.09.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2567    πŸ” 238    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 92
TrΓͺs esqueletos vestidos de gangster com metralhadoras em punho arrombam uma porta e assustam trΓͺs pessoas dentro de uma casa

"THEY'VE UNSPOILERED IT! RATTLE 'EM BOYS!"

TrΓͺs esqueletos vestidos de gangster com metralhadoras em punho arrombam uma porta e assustam trΓͺs pessoas dentro de uma casa "THEY'VE UNSPOILERED IT! RATTLE 'EM BOYS!"

β“˜ π˜›π˜©π˜ͺ𝘴 𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘳 π˜ͺ𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘀𝘡𝘦π˜₯ 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦π˜ͺ𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘒𝘳𝘡 𝘰𝘧 𝘒 𝘡𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳π˜ͺ𝘴𝘡 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘒𝘯π˜ͺ𝘻𝘒𝘡π˜ͺ𝘰𝘯 𝘀𝘒𝘭𝘭𝘦π˜₯ 𝘈𝘯𝘡π˜ͺ𝘧𝘒. π˜—π˜­π˜¦π˜’π˜΄π˜¦ 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘡 𝘒𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘱π˜ͺ𝘀π˜ͺ𝘰𝘢𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘒𝘷π˜ͺ𝘰𝘳.

28.09.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3377    πŸ” 1651    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 38
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Skate being a live service has roll queue's that remind me of FF14 when an expansion drops.

28.09.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dudes rock

28.09.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6098    πŸ” 1778    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 37

What I find so frustrating about Klein’s insistence here to β€œhave conversations” w/ other side is it presumes millions & millions of progressive Americans don’t already live in towns w/ MAGA neighbors/coworkers/family/friends, that they haven’t been having those convos on a daily basis for a decade

28.09.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 283    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6

1. Silent Hill 2
2. Silent Hill
3. Silent Hill 3
4. Silent Hill F
5. Silent Hill 4
> The other ones.

28.09.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dudes talk to women like they're trying to befriend an animal in a made for tv movie

28.09.2025 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

100k salary to be in ICE, paid in USD, when USD is down 11% in value since January

100k - 11% = 89k salary.

Purchasing power will get worse for everyone.

As the value of USD sinks, so will the salaries of Diet Coke Nazis. Playing Tex against protestors is going to cost a lot in the end.

28.09.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I genuinely think it's funny that people are signing up to be an ICE agent because they're getting paid in money (USD) that's actively being devalued to cue the push for the biggest crypto rugpull in human history. Meanwhile I'm up 17% this month alone from my anti-inflation portfolio.

28.09.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Again, if ANTIFA was a real military force at all, do you know how many people would be apart of it? A lot.

They are making resistance illegal now because inflation / tariffs / taxes / price-gouging / other exploitation will just get worse until the country collapses or the administration does

28.09.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I've noticed that all the value meals and recession deals that you can get from fast food restaurants are all mostly just bread and cheese meals.

27.09.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine joining the National Guard to pay for a useless degree; and in the middle of your first enlistment, President Smalldick McHitler deploys you to a major city where your job is to look tough in front of homeless people.

27.09.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi. I'm ANIME PFP. I'm the dumbest, most insecure dipshit who hasn't turned on a light switch or water faucet of any kind in several days.

You're wrong about your video game opinion. No I didn't play it. No I can't afford it. You're wrong tho. Neglect and depression is life experience, actually.

27.09.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Israel can suck my fucking dick.

26.09.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

26.09.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 15098    πŸ” 3871    πŸ’¬ 119    πŸ“Œ 104

Aight Fed

26.09.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ICE detains Des Moines Superintendent Dr. Ian Roberts Iowa's largest school district had "no confirmed information" on why ICE detained Dr. Ian Roberts, the superintendent since 2023.

Breaking news from Des Moines: ICE has detained Dr. Ian Roberts, the superintendent of Iowa's largest school district.
The Des Moines Public Schools said "We have no confirmed information as to why Dr. Roberts is being detained or the next potential steps."
www.bleedingheartland.com/2025/09/26/i...

26.09.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3300    πŸ” 1808    πŸ’¬ 194    πŸ“Œ 233

Children are playing Saints Row 1? I feel like a father and my kid just said "fuck" for the first time. I have to hide being proud lmao.

26.09.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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