And the trouser press in the corner?
Oh, sorry - I meant the iron maiden.

How very dare you!!

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Why can’t they have scraps and scrapings??

That’s you done for, then.

We just got back (by boat, obvs) from Gaul or somewhere else forrin and we beg to inform you, Sire, that the scraps and scrapings over there were far superior.
Some lunatic saw us rowing and took a pot shot at us as we neared the coast.

So, how much did you pay for it?

That grammatical error (I instead of me) is effing annoying.

Are you travelling by longship?

We’d heard that it wasn’t a successful university. Apparently it folded.

Are you including Florida??
Eff off, as Jane Austen would say.

I does word games.

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We see the lepers’ Scraps’n’Scrapings* Cookbook is No. 1 on the bestseller list for the sixth week running.
Whereas your book - The Pop-Up Book of Viking Weaponry - has been withdrawn after complaints by emergency ophthalmology clinics.
(*their spelling, btw)

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We’re back after a brief hiatus, and ready to start an insurrection with the other lowlifes at the lepers’ gate.
Did you miss us, your lordship? 😹

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You secretly eat egg and cress sandwiches with the crusts cut off. We know.

There were no scraps and scrapings left when we got there.
So you’re a bastard twice over.

Have a look at the rubbish on TikTok. You’d fit right in.
(Well, that’s what the lepers told us to say.)

You. Big. Fat. Old. Meanie.
You’re like Donald Trump without the empathy.

Shouldn’t @Glooface be in a sparkly bikini holding up a sign??

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We’ve already experienced the Bretwalda’s idea of indicating.

Boris Johnson v Jeremy Corbyn

A missed opportunity.

Like if you would have voted Corbyn
RT if you did

Petition: Commission a public inquiry into the impact of the UK exiting the European Union Given that it has stated its aim of growing the UK economy, we think the Government needs to quantify the effects of exiting the European Union as soon as possible by setting up an inquiry.

Let's do this!
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The trainer could use Glooface as a wet sponge between rounds.

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Jet2 - Darling Hold My Hand.

The lepers have a message for you -
Ya big softie.

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#KeepTheBan and ENFORCE it (🚔!).

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