Dr Eric Farmer

He can't even give you a healthcare plan after 10 years.

He'll dangle a 'concept of a plan to abolish income tax' for as long as he's in power and it will never materialise.

Slightly better than "either ICE agents or psychopathic criminals".

It couldn't have been worse than 'Heil, Honey, I'm Home'. Adolf and Eva, and their Jewish neighbours, live in suburbia, with hilarious consequences.

Is this the Haiti that's affected by a travel ban to the US?

Will Paraguay and Australia be added to the list?

He's resorting to the 'Bernard Manning was worse' defence, so we know he's desperate.

2027: Truss comes to see her book, Bouncing Back, being pulped.

FIFA gives Trump a ridiculous 'peace prize'.

FIFA has zero credibility, and Trump is going to ruin the World Cup.

It's often overlooked that Trump is one of the most boring people in the world.

He has about ten tropes, all lies, that he repeats endlessly. For example, at the World Cup draw, he talked of ending eight wars, just wanting to save lives (!), the US was a dead country until he took over, blah blah.

Give me an 'E'. Give me a 'PSTEIN FILES'.

He was born in Essex, so let's call him an English investor.

Time to report this fake news to the new Media Bias Offender Tip Line at the White House.

The BBC should simply boycott Reform (in fact, didn't Farage claim to have boycotted them?).

They've given Reform far too much publicity anyway. If the BBC were the only source of news, we'd forget that the 72 Lib Dem MPs even existed.

A vile US President being treated for dementia. What could possibly go wrong?

Why isn't this obvious? Do Reform voters look on approvingly at the Trump dystopia?

Just like today, people came to the US to escape from tyranny or try to create a better life for their families, not out of duty to the United States, which didn't even exist.

Those who came in the Mayflower, for example, were fleeing what they considered religious persecution in England.

Why don't people at least say what they really think of him while he's comatose?

Going round the Cabinet table would be more interesting. No more "thank you, Mr President, sir, for saving three hundred million lives by murdering some fishermen".

Remember when having a website was enough to send share prices soaring? The dot com bubble burst, and so will the AI bubble.

And what does Zia Yusuf think of that?

"And later tonight on BBC1, Question Time with Zia Yusuf..."

The 1% Club has a season ticket for all BBC current affairs programmes. And if they ever get into power the first thing they'll do is defund the BBC.

Will the shareholders of these companies continue to receive dividends, and the senior managers huge bonuses, while customers as usual pick up the very large tab for maintenance of their infrastructure?

This is where capitalism doesn't work.

The bad president woke up again. That sucks.

I have a feeling that even the apathetic at the last election will decide to vote next time, having seen how they contributed to the destruction of American life.

Even a world war hasn't dampened the Mail's attraction to the far right.

But he had quite a fast car.

I think it's safe to assume that the £9m 'investment' in Reform from afar is not motivated by a burning desire to enrich the lives of the British people.

The redactions will probably prevent us knowing who is or isn't in the files. Those who are exposed will be some of Trump's enemies.

This must be the most unprepossessing cult leader in history. What do MAGA see in him? A fat, racist guy in a crumpled suit who can't stay awake during his own meetings or even his own trial.

This would bring down any other government. But the electorate has been desensitised by Trump's constant illegal behaviour. Nixon looks squeaky clean compared to him.

The White House is launching a “Media Bias Offender Tip Line". That may backfire on them. You know what to do, folks.

So Farage is trying to answer BBC questions about his racist past by countering that they broadcast shows featuring fat, racist comedian Bernard Manning forty years ago.

Gruesome as their comedy routines were, Manning and his contemporaries were not aiming to be Prime Minister.