Dr Eric Farmer

The Trump Slump
The Donald Deficit
The Liar's Loss
The Shithead's Shortfall
etc

'Boris' waiting for a plane in Italy after giving his security officers the slip and partying all night with some questionable people. He didn't need Epstein to have a good time.

Does Andrew still count as Royal?

The first Board of Peace meeting, just before he declares war on Iran.

Why pretend this is in any way specific to Scotland? We certainly don’t have 10,000 foreign prisoners in our jails, given that the total number of prisoners is about 8,400.

Some people have to fight for their country in foreign lands. Getting there is the easy part.

But I guess this is as close to military service as a Trump will get.

Aren't the antics of old folks comical?

The Epstein files are not going to go away. Even if he goes nuclear.

He probably thought they were there to deliver a birthday tribute from a grateful nation. He's been driving round the estate waving at tourists as if nothing had happened.

Man who can't name a single Book of the Bible.

Democracy survives in some countries.

One of the least surprising revelations. But did any of the victims report him?

What a peculiarly uncharismatic man he is.

Somebody should wind up Trump about America's poor showing in the Epstein challenge. The UK is racing ahead, with a Prince, a Lord, and the daughter of a crooked businessman all in the firing line, and even the PM getting dragged in.

Maybe he'll resolve to beat those Limeys and incriminate himself.

Hegseth isn't scared of germs either, because he doesn't believe they exist. He hasn't washed his hands in 10 years, and you sort of wonder where they've been.

As paranoia over ICE kidnappings grows, 'Mark O'Rubio' says "I'm not from Cuba, to be sure, to be sure" as he frantically searches for a disguise.

"You mess with paedophiles and you mess with us", say Republicans. Yes, exactly.

From Raw Story. A portrait of Obama looked wonderful, but a portrait of Trump by the same artist was awful. How could that be? Of course: the artist lost her talent. Yes, that's the only possible explanation, Donald.

Not content with the economy-wrecking Bannon-Farage Brexit, Reform want their far-right ideology to damage trade even further.

All these defections to far-right parties must trigger new elections.

What if a bunch of people got elected as, say, Lib Dems and then revealed themselves to be Nazis?

When Farage just isn't extreme enough.

Lowe's politics needs to be examined, especially when he's being supported by the man who bought Trump the election.

Andrew M-W has been arrested for allegedly passing confidential information to Epstein. Starmer's in trouble for appointing Mandelson as Ambassador.

But depraved paedophile acts go unpunished. The testimony of Epstein's many victims doesn't seem to count for much in Trump's misogynistic regime.

The forgotten little town? They should hear what the people of Clacton say about their town.

Remember: you've had it too good for too long.

Trump hates EVs with a passion, but he was happy to turn the White House into a tacky Tesla showroom when Musk was giving him vast amounts of money.

A man with no principles. He’d champion the climate change cause if there were money in it for him.

MAGA FAGA

He was in the Pizza Express in Woking when the alleged offences took place.

A two-door two-seater coupe to be used as a taxi?

I guess it limits the number of casualties if the autonomous vehicle screws up.

This is what happens in democratic countries. A Prince can be stripped of his title and arrested.

Meanwhile, Epstein’s best friend is safe despite making a million appearances in the files.

After all the shit that Hunter Biden had to contend with.

The Broken Brexit Britain party?

Electing him would be like giving a hacker control of the nation’s IT systems.