Sean

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

oh my god they actually did it lmao

I know I'm late with this but AP1000 bros, we are so back.

I frew up

If only there was a historical counter example of a great power occupying a Middle Eastern nation with far less focus on limiting civilian casualties. I'm sure it would've gone swimmingly!

Richest nation on Earth and people think we can't afford the fundamentals of civilization.

@wbmosler.bsky.social more and more I find myself thinking that the original sin at the root of all our problems in America right now is the "we can't pay for it" misconception. What would happen if people knew this wasn't true? Housing, transport, insurance, education, daycare. It's all solvable.

in vogue

Somebody is taking the piss

I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering

I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.”

It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”

I know it's tired at this point but how is the @theonion.com supposed to compete with this.

ASAT missiles should only be launched from vertical F-15's at 40,000 ft as god intended.

And in the 0.01% case where he actually was that oblivious, maybe don't hire the blimp captain that's never heard of the Hindenburg.

I'm just a silly soldier boy with an interest in military history! I had no idea what it meant!

I'm fucking mad they even have the gall to utter such a dumb lie.

Where are the beans for that frank

That is impressively dishonest.

The 4chanification of the word "goon" has got to be in the top 10 worst things to ever happen to Gotham.

why do they always look the part

"Personally pissed off a billionaire" award🏅

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

A screenshot of a post on X that reads: Cuomo, talking to conservative radio host Sid Rosenberg this morning: "God forbid, another 9/11—can you imagine Mamdani in the seat?" Cuomo asks. "He'd be cheering," Rosenberg says. Cuomo paused and chuckled before saying: "That's another problem."

Just disgusting.

had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Attorney General James Launches Portal to Collect Photos and Videos of ICE Activity in New York NEW YORK – New York Attorney General Letitia James is encouraging New Yorkers to submit videos or other documentation of federal immigration enforcement actions in New York following yesterday’s Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) raid on Canal Street in New York City. “Every New Yorker has the right to live without fear or intimidation,” said Attorney General James. “If you witnessed and documented ICE activity yesterday, I urge you to share that footage with my office. We are committed to reviewing these reports and assessing any violations of law. No one should be subject to unlawful questioning, detention, or intimidation.” Attorney General James is asking New Yorkers to share photos or videos of federal government actions using the Office of the Attorney General’s new online portal.

The day after the Chinatown raid, New York AG Tish James launches an online portal for the public to submit photos and videos of ICE activity.

"We are committed to reviewing these reports and assessing any violations of law," she writes.

Portal ag.ny.gov/federal-acti...

CIAsandman on Twitter writes: "Leftist friend got called “fuckin lib” by a foid at a bar last night. Their cultural grip is slipping. It’s cringe and gay to even be associated with anything left of center."

On January 21, 2025, CIAsandman tweets: "White boy fuel." There's a photo showing him holding a half-eaten piece of bread a bottle of water. On his wrist is a white Swatch watch.

An eBay auction for the Swatch says: 1996 Vintage Swatch Watch TUTTI FRUTTI GW109 Working Swatch Watches Women

A detective looks down at a suspect while a light is shining above the suspect's head.

you think it's "gay" to be associated with anything left of center ...

*opens manilla envelope*

... and yet, on jan 21, 2025 ...

*slides 8x10 photo across table*

... you wore the tutti frutti

grok help my bed's massage function won't turn off and my doorbell won't stop ringing

Nobody is really prepared for when we go cyber-hot with China. Society is going to halt.