Biggs

"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi

And like conservatives politicians, if you are have a good outcome with your job 30% of the time, you're statistically one of the best.

Like a wound, grief does not heal overnight. As the days pass, let the empty space fill with memories, let the sorrow be replaced with gratitude for the good times, the kind words, and most of all, the part of them that made you who you are.

Me in public: My headphones:

I don't think we're ready for the psychic damage the Epstein files are going to cause us.

Not the horrors we fully expect, but the kind that attack without warning.

Like learning that DONALD TRUMP GAVE BILL CLINTON A BLOWJOB JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MY EYES. MY SOUL.

Imma start a gofundme for the the first reporter that asks Donald Trump if he gave Bill Clinton a hummer.

Running out of NSAIDs we can use here.

They got rid of the public editor saying that social media would hold them accountable instead. So, uh, hey @nytimes.com... 'sup?

The most powerful tool on the internet

A funny drawing of kathryn janeway in the style of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure pointing at you, behind her the warp ten salamander from star trek voyager 'threshold' episode drawn like a stand from jojo's bizarre adventure

"Last time on Janeway's Bizarre Adventure: Janeway's got her way to the Unicomplex to beat the Borg Queen with her stand 'Warp Salamander'. And now, the conclusion..."

I'm sorry, I'm having a fun time drawing shitpost lol #startrek #startrekvoyager #jjba #jojosbizarreadventure

Dolly Parton: "Find out who you are, and do it on purpose."

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

feels like a good time for another of my semi-regular "sorry for voting for john fetterman" posts. my bad, all. and for what?? mccormick is a senator now anyway. I basically now have two loser republican senators and the US is worse for it. this is ass.

Blissfully Ignorant Gaming - Leviathans: The Great War Leviathans: The Great War A game of warships in the sky, in an alternative World War 1. Leviathans originally released in 2012, but was re-released as part of a Catalyst Game Labs Kickstarter project...

www.blissfullyignorantgaming.com/leviathans-t...

Leviathans: The Great War is my new gaming obsession. It's very good and surprisingly easy to learn.

You know Pete Hegseth is doing great when everyone keeps tagging the Military Disaster podcast in everything he does lol

one heartening thing is i dont think germans followed the SS around calling them lil bitch asses

The move here for democrats is to make this the campaign ad for every single election but then also actually make it come true

KEY PART

Run every race, then lose by less, then win

"This is not my beautiful house."

Record scratch:
"So yeah, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got here."

" ...Wait, how did I get here?"

Flambé finally won me over with his karaoke song. #dispatch #adhoc

We're all going to write pieces about what you can learn from tonight but it's actually pretty simple: The frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I don't think that kind of lack of R turnout goes into a midterm election but DAAAAAAAMN.

New Yorkers have special dispensation for 24 hours to insufferably Bodega post.

Great Red Cities*

*citation needed.

mine eyes? seeing the glory.
the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled.
the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.

Damn, that was fast.

Pennsylvania voters retain three state Supreme Court justices, preserving Democrats' 5-2 majority NBC News projects the incumbents survived an up-or-down vote to keep their seats on the battleground state’s high court.

Pennsylvania voters retain three state Supreme Court justices, preserving Democrats' 5-2 majority

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this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.