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If we're deciding national security policy based on what I find most scary, then we should just let China have all the classified data and ban strangers from making small talk with me.

Brain irrevocably broken by internet, no cannot read the flavor note “citrussy” without laughing

On this day two years ago, Kyle Gordon posted a TikTok that had a text overlay reading, "Every European Dance Song in the 1990s."

Proposal:

Using spoons and forks instead of sporks is a sign of petit bourgeoisie commitment to capitalist hegemonic cutlery.

the computer knows where it is at all times. it knows this because of unregulated bulk resale of user data and metadata

tama sea critters 🐬🦑

disintegrate people who use too much spray deodorant

definitely have a lot more respect for the wizards who make web browsers look kind of okay, despite how janky they still are

i did not think it would be easy, and yet i still massively underestimated how hard it is to lay text out in a remotely reasonable way

I have emerged from the font rendering rabbit hole with my sanity mostly intact. Also, dice rolling!
#gamedev #screenshotsaturday

nintendo announced that the first mario title for the switch 2 will be Mario Illiad, and gamplay will revolve around mario going on a rampage after his gay lover is killed

"I will do it," came a small voice. "I will think about those Beans. Though - " Frodo looked up, "I do not know the way."

digital drawing. charmander doing a skateboard trick at a skatepark

air charmander #art

In many musicals the villain song is the best or near enough. Science can't explain this. Morality shrinks at the thought. But it's true.

absolute genius from my home country right here

Millennials in shambles after high school truth and reconciliation committee rules Chuck Norris jokes were never funny and bacon, while delicious, fails to meet the standards required of “epic.”

finally got text boxes working on the weekend. this took an absurd amount of time (mostly tracking down bugs and counterintuitive properties in font layouting)

Hello! here's a little bit of gameplay from the platformer I'm working on 🏹

#pixelart #gamedev #GameMaker #Aseprite

Happy #PortfolioDay 🌳
I like #pixelart!

we are out, safe and alive

legendary dril tweet that goes "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

you know, they really did do this

I’m not paying to see an Oasis reunion show unless it ends with the Gallagher brothers crouched behind amps on opposite sides of the stage, firing pistols at each other

It's the fourth anniversary of that time I tweeted the wrong Sisters Of Mercy

maybe because of the Ugandan knuckles meme?

(to my knowledge) the nyt for example never even covered the simple fact that the US no fly list was leaked, or that congress was discussing said leak. im using a personal example here because i've looked for their coverage of it before and realized there's simply none.

I also feel like it’s important to mention that when they say „12 oz soda“, they mean „12 oz *sugar-sweetened* soda“

haha, they write g d^-1 instead of g/d. oddly charming