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I mean, the NFL doesn’t use the Highlander rules, but Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo are those dudes. They’re him. They’re them. Uh. Something like that.

You know, I think that Jaxson Dart kid isn’t bad at all. I think Cam Skattebo, he’s got a good chance to make it in the League.

no, it’s universal, you’re right. that terrible impulse to inflict pain on fellow humans is everywhere, and all there is to do is stand against it, no matter the cost.

They claim to be followers of Jesus, don’t they. In reality they are all he denounced; they want power on this Earth, in this age. They want to enslave and dominate. This species has a lot of evil in it, but there is good in me and you and so many. The end of the story is not yet written.

The chatbots will be so sad if they don’t get a share of the Nobel Prize. Think of all the digital tears they’ll shed

Acting Dictator Miller knows this and needs to force the final confrontation. Roll the dice. You are absolutely right that we are in the endgame.

I don’t have quite the same reading of the situation. They are totally boxed in, and the only out is to seize absolute power. Speaker Mikey can’t actually bring back the House because of the discharge petition. It’s over for all of them if that happens. That’s why this is their last stand.

That’s the thing. Complying in advance doesn’t work. No amount of groveling will help them when the regime decides to come for them. Just say “No.”

I just know this band is playing a lot of Midwestern casinos on all-you-can-eat prime rib buffet nights.

Dylan, Joni Mitchell, Springsteen. Might be a boomeresque thing to say. Guess I got it from my parents.

He is pretty damn good. He’s in my top 10 songwriters in rock.

“We need something bogus to charge Letitia James with.”

“As bogus as the Comey thing?”

“No. More bogus. More obviously false and patently vindictive. Think stupider.”

“The flaming clown car is *not* on fire despite the thousands of videos of it being on fire. It is not throwing sparks all over the highway and leaking gasoline. And if it were, it’d be the fault of Radical Left Antifa Democrats who hate America. Also, being mean to me is illegal. Waaah.”
-S. Miller

It really is brilliant. Squeezes the GOP from every side. Incredible how they boxed themselves in, trying to implode the ACA.

I’m sure Pat Boone would do it if he were a few years younger, but he would be too spicy for Speaker Mike.

I have the “Bin Laden news on a plane” clip from The Newsroom ready to go, but I thought better of it. There are limits to the cringe I’m willing to post

I was hootin’ and hollerin’

very beatable team. we’d love to see it

Hey, we were promised a DBZ take, but I’m not going to get pedantic about it.

The Christian framings of the text are so utterly pervasive in Anglophone culture, it takes a little bit of work just to get a broad sense of how it’s understood by Jews.

A short-haired male gray tuxedo cat sleeps peacefully on a blue fabric couch cushion. In the background is a floral pattern pillow and throw. The sun shines through the windows.

so true

The depth of their malice is only rivaled by the vast extent of their incompetence.

“Honey, I’ll pick up the kids from soccer practice in a bit, but they’ll have to wait. Someone is WRONG on the INTERNET!”

Who are you, and what did you do with the bot?

I’m a Cubs fan…but that really got me a little choked up, I have to say.

We are really hitting the wall here. The administration has descended into ludicrous levels of incoherence in its rhetoric in justifying its actions. They disseminate videos of brutality that shock the conscience.

Please see below for cat:

Ask and ye shall receive. A cat video, no less.

Censored ALF nudity is adult content, it seems

*asteroid impact, not a meteoroid, which is a much smaller body. We regret the scientific inaccuracy.